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Ft. OCs from 'Dear Diary' & 'Sister of a Super Star' (Bethany & Tanya are not in any stories of mine, they're mainly used for 'x reader stories' lmao, but they might make cameos, you can also ask questions about them, they'll answer! <3)
1.
Charlie: You maggots don't know about my knife stick. It's a knife taped to a stick and it's the ultimate weapon.
Jay, not looking up from their book: Spear.
Charlie: BLOCKED.
2.
Shawna: Jay, I'm sad.
Jay: *Holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay.
Clara: Charlie, I'm sad.
Charlie, nodding: mood.
3.
Bethany: I came out here to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now.
4.
Zach (Shawna's older brother): It's not ugly, just aesthetically challenged.
5.
Ricky: Time for plan G.
Alec: Don't you mean plan B?
Ricky: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Zach: What about plan D?
Ricky: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Shawna: What about plan E?
Ricky: I'm hoping not to use it. John dies in plan E.
John: I like plan E.
6.
Crystal: I could kill you if I wanted.
Violet: Yeah? So could any other human being. So could a dog. So could a dedicated duck. You aren't special.
7.
Crystal: Just be careful, Violet!
Violet: *heading out the door* I'm always careful, Crystal!
Violet: It's everything around me that's careless.
(A/N: ^ those are incorrect quotes, these next few are OTP prompts)
8. (OTP prompt)🦋✨
Shawna reminiscing about the time she first met Jay. She's still in awe of how far she's come.
9. 🦋✨
Jay telling Shawna a dumb joke just to see her smile.
10. 🦋✨
Shawna and Jay throwing food for the ducks at the duck pond.
11. 🦋✨
Shawna likes stealing Jay's phone to change Jay's phone wallpaper into something stupid (like unattractive pictures of Jay's face or doing something like picking their nose). Shawna is doing another routine swipe of Jay's phone, but doesn't have the heart to change it because this time because Jay's phone wallpaper is a cute picture of the two of them.
12. 🦋✨
Tanya getting up in the middle of the night to make a snack and accidentally waking up Bethany because they didn't stop the microwaves obnoxious beeping in time.
(A/N: Back to incorrect quotes😗✌🏼)
13.
Shawna, on a random band name generator: Oooo! They Might Be Depressed Horses! That about sums up my friend group.
14.
Shawna: Oh and for your information, I don't have an ego.
Shawna: My profile photo is a landscape.
15.
Jay: Do not come over to my house. If the house is on fire you may knock once, if I don't answer assume I set the fire and I want to burn to death.
(A/N: That's it, hope you liked it. Stay safe, love you! <3)
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