Eren: freedom
Armin: aqua boy
Mikasa: protecc Eren
Jean: horse
Marco: half boy
Ymir: lesbian
Historia: queen lesbian
Connie: Baldi's basics
Sasha: potato girl
Mike: drug sniffing dog
Erwin: commander eyebrows
Levi: midget spinner
Hanji: mental but loveable
Moblit: loveable side character
Nile: commander of the p*ssy brigade
Pixis: old man alcoholic thing
Hannes: *inaudible drunk noises*
YOU ARE READING
Crack on titan
FanficHehehehehehehehehe this is just my own load of @ErwinSmithx's "AOT crack" (please go read them they're so funny)
