Killing Hajime

Something About Male Assassins

  (So yes, this is starting out just like the show, but it's going to change soon; bear with me. Of course, there are some scenes that I really want to Komahinafiy from the show that will be featured still.)

 "Problem," Syo says, barging into Komaeda's apartment, "Big fucking problem."

   Komaeda looks up from the novel he was flipping through with an exasperated look. "I did your silly little recent kill perfectly."

   "No, not that. I'm talking about the Russian Politician." 

   "What about him?" Komaeda yawns.

   Syo glares down at him. "You left a witness alive, you fucking idiot."

   "Oh? Did I now?"

   "Don't be coy with me, Servant. Your train leaves in an hour. Make it look like a suicide."

   Komaeda snaps his novel shut with a flourish, swinging one leg over the other. He gives Syo a blank look. "Wait, what am I supposed to be doing?"

   They roll their eyes. "Kill the witness before they can question her about the murder, dumbass. At least, I hope you're just playing dumb. Now get moving!"

   The male rises to his feet, holding out his hand. Syo presses a train ticket and a couple of bills into his outstretched hand, curling his fingers around it. 

   "Be swift. Don't be messy. People really seemed to like that little hairpin thing they found in that guy's face."

   "Yes, yes, whatever."

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   "Please stop fucking singing and give us some answers!" Kuzuryu demands angrily, slamming his hand down on the table.

   He and Hinata have been in this room for maybe five minutes now, trying to get this idiot to talk to them, by they seem too drunk or high or whatever the fuck to communicate properly. 

   "Kuzuryu, it's useless," The brunet mutters, "Let's let her rest and sober up, and we'll try again tomorrow."

   "Dammit!" The other curses, "Fine. Come on, let's get out of here."

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   "So let me tell you why I think it still could have been a man."

   Kuzuryu sighs, dropping a fry from his dinner and letting it hit the cafe table. "Hinata, please, not this again-"

   "Just hear me out! For months I've been investigating what I believe to be a new male assassin. And get this-there was no CTV until after-"

   "Stop."

   Hinata rolls his eyes, sulking into his burger. After a moment, Kuzuryu continues talking.

   "The witness is currently resting in the hospital. Before you go home, go make sure she's all secure and shit, okay? Make sure she has guards or whatever is needed to one-hundred percent guarantee her life for interviewing tomorrow, okay?"

   Hinata doesn't look up from his food. "Yeah, yeah, whatever. I've got it."

   "If your little 'obsession' is the reason you're cross with me, then you need to fucking-"

   "I'm upset you're not listening to me."

   "Because you're not paying attention to the right things, Hinata. Just chillax, eat your burger, supper's on me, okay?"

   "Yeah, whatever. Just shut up then."

   "Can do. For now."

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