I feel like Akashi would be the scariest pervert ever... Dear god just look at his face.
Akashi: The only thing I have ever lost is my virginity.
Akashi: I'll cut through your ass with my scissors.
Akashi: You are into scissoring? What a coincidence, me too. *pulls out scissors* <- *shudders* THIS ONE WENT A LITTLE TOO FAR, SORRY BAE.
Akashi: I may be quick but I'm amazing.
Akashi: My scissors are the only thing I'll be sticking in you.
Akashi: Once I knock you down you wont be able to get up.
Akashi: I make it hard for the ladies to walk, they keep tripping when I look at them.
Akashi: Well I guess what I'm really saying is that I would be doing you a favor if you took me home tonight.
Akashi: Asshole in the streets, in yours in the sheets.
Akashi: I can see everything, so why are you so why.
Akashi: Basketballs are the only round objects I score with.
Akashi: I sink them in, one at a time.
CRACK LINES:
Akashi: Sometimes I stick scissors up my butt so I can feel how all my girlfriend have felt.
Akashi: Shoji is the only think I beat Midorima with. *cracks whip*
Akashi: The only reason I harm people is because I myself am very emotionally unstable due to the harsh treatment given to be by my father who has always bushed me to be the best. I think what I'm trying to say is that the years of trying to live up to my father have given me an inferiority complex and I tend to take my anger out on people. I really just want to be accepted for who I am. I am in a really dark place right now and I don't know how to cheer myself up. Sometimes I purposely beat myself in Shoji just so I can taste the dissapointment my father harbors towards me. Maybe if you took me home with you tonight I could cheer myself up. *snickers internally*
Huehuehuehuehueheuheuheuheuehuehueheuheuheuheuehuehueheuheuheuheuhe... Some of these are terrible I know. I'm trying to keep it a little appropriate. I have so many sexual innuendos that I could pull out. Comment other KnB characters or other anime that you would like to see me write pick up lines for. Subscribe to enter my preverted mind.
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KnB Pickup Lines
HumorPretty self-explanatory... But I'll add a cheesy description anyways. *que dramatic music* In a world, devoid of KnB pickup lines... A hopelessly perverted girl stepped up... She wrote a story, no, an epic that rivaled the Bible, the Iliad, and Gilg...
