(A/N) Yes, diz is Mari Pearlson speaking. I shall give u zis guide of how to have Legolas' fabulous hairrrrrr. He gave moi zis dot point book and I hope u have fun :)
I écouter all your requests too. (It means to listen. Wait it does mean 'to listen' doesn't it? Yes, it does cuz étudier means 'to study'. I wasn't lying when I said I took frickin' french classes. And I ain't using Google translate.
...I'll prove it to you: Je écouter all vous requests. Translates to 'I isten to all your requests'. I don't know how you say 'all' and 'requests' in French)
1. Wash your hair 5 times. Every day. If you're out on an adventure, then make sure you pack some shampoo and stuff it in your boot or whatever
2. Dry your hair exclusively with a blow dryer on medium speed with 3 minute breaks in-between. Each blow-drying session should last about 2 minutes, then take a 3 minute break, then repeat till your hair is dry.
3. Do not decorate your hair with stuffy and sparkly things. The sparkles will get on it and ruin it, while the clips get tangled and some of your hair will come off making you feel as if you have cancer.
4. Never let anyone touch your hair. Whether it's your spouse, friend, barber, hair stylist, parents etc. Especially kids. They'll just ruin it. And even more especially hobbits. And even more especially especially dwarves. And even more more especially especially wizards. Trust me. Wizards do not know how to handle hair. And your barber can just trim your hair without touching it.
5. Sleep with your hair open. You need to let your hair breath. Let your hair strands breath in the crisp night oxygen filled air and let that air flow through the strands and down to your roots. This is hard however when you are on a mission with Aragorn, Gimli, Frodo, Sam, Pippin and Merry who do not care for their hair at all and touch your hair in sleep. So better not to sleep at all and just let your open hair breath during the night.
6. Before your man companion aad dwarf companion and hobbit companions wake up, tie your hair into a single beautiful pony tail. They might tease you for your "horse tail", but just ignore them as we move onto our next step.
7. Your hair needs confidence, respect, esteem, courage, health, positivity and all that stuff. Do not let other
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Headcannons, Oneshots and short stories
FanfictionThis is a book full of headcannons and oneshots of my fandoms: Marvel, DC, Harry Potter, Marauderers, Lotr, Hobbit, Ninjago and others which I can't think of right now. This book also has stories. Just random stories I wanna write. I have no idea h...
