(A/N) Yes hello? I had previously written this chapter, but it didn't save so I had to write it again >:(
But don't worry! I had already written it down in my trusted special notebook! The pink sparkly 'Magic' notepad book which I carry it around everywhere. And if any of you poo-holes say smt judgy, I have friends who will gladly unalive you and feed you to the-
Anyways... these are just smt my friend (dontquestionmern ) and I said in homeroom activities class. V were both born psychotically damaged and have no sense of what 'sane' means.
I hope you enjoy :)
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Teacher: We're going to do an activity today. You're going to find your character strengths (hands out sheet with different character strengths)
Dick: *looks at sheet* What's zest?
Dick: I'm a zesty lemon.
(Students turn to look at him weirdly)
Dick: *reads the description* oh.
Dick: I'm still zesty though :)
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Teacher: Blah Blah Aristotle Blah, Jason, are you paying attention?
Jason: *dozing off*
Teacher: Jason Peter Todd!
Jason, suddenly waking up: ARISTOTLE RHYMES WITH CHIPOTLE-
(A/N ) I know that's not how Aristotle is pronounced (learnt it the hard way), but Jason was sleepy and misheard some stuff.
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(After a video is finished)
Student 1: That was so inspiring!
Tim, leaning towards Student 2: People were listening to what the video was saying, I was listening to the background music.
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Teacher: Do you expect good things to come your way?
Damian: I believe death to come my way
Damian: And I believe I will overcome it-
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Video: Do you believe in a higher power?
Every batkid: No, I believe in Doritos.
(A/N) I'm sorry if any part of it offended anyone. If yeah, I didn't mean to. These were just some stupid things my friend and I say everyday and we don't actually mean any of it. It's just a joke. And the batkids don't mean it too. Don't you?
(Everyone nods)
Haha see? Anyways, thnx for reading, voting, commenting, whtvr. Cya, baiii!
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