"cum" as you are *tumbles over and dies*

Fuc fuckinhbbs sefx

Kurt POV:
We all lay on the bed bored out of our minds. Tour is over and we're just sad horny little bitch babies that don't wash our hair.

"Wait Kurt your into russling right" Dave said. "Lmao yea but why" I replied.

Dave soon ripped off his clothes and had on a Dave a grape russler costume with a face dive down straight onto my stomach

I screamed in horny pain.

I grabbed him by the hair and threw him to the floor with now my small 3 inch body on top now.

I started beating in his teeth as boner was in pure sexy pain but krist yanked me by the shirt and started wet making out with me as Dave gurgled on the ground, blood filling his mouth.

As I kissed back by spitting in his mouth, David rose like Jesus and started splashing his blood onto me like holy water like what the fuck, Dave.

He yanked out his pp and started slapping me in the face with it so I grabbed it and did the good ol dick twist and he fell to the floor screaming in his own kiwi flavored vomit and blood. Ew.

Because we're all terrible people, krist jumped on top and started eating his face like silence in the lamb. Shit was distributing but so I started humping his back.

He purposely fell on his back to absolutely crush my breathing system so I started gasping for air. He still laid there tho so I guess you could say he's into fuckinh dead people which is low key weird but this is nirvana porn. It's nothing new

I took my hands and wrapped them around his neck breaking his wind pipe so I guess you could say krist is straight up fuckinh dead but whatever ig.

"Ph shit I forgot Dave was here" I said as I looked down seeing him rise from the dead as he jumped in the air with a spin and landed right on my neck, snapping it immediately.

"Looks like we have the hate sex winner" I said, gasping for air through my blood filling my throat as my boner is in a snap of 4 some how.

"ID LIKE TO THANK MY MOTHER FOR THIS AWARD THANK YOU EO MUCH SUSAN OMG THANK YOU THANK YOU" Dave said as he started jerking off in pride with his way to tight wrestle costume on.

I clapped with my broken wrist as I began to slowly pass out. Last thing I remember is the feeling of being covered like a white birthday cake in jizz.

That was the worst fuckinh thing I've ever wrote