"cum" as you are *tumbles over and dies*

more hate serx but better

Heres some dave and krist and kind of kurt cause someone pretty cool asked for it ! Break out your lubes you nasty children, you knew it was coming ;) WARNING WARNING WARNING ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️VIOLENT, SEX, BLOOD, WEAPONS, CUSSING, NOT FOR KIDS NOT FOR KIDS NOT FOR KIDS

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Thank you :3

Krists pov:

So I was sitting in bed and dave was sitting next to me too. In the bedroom was a small television screen that says random shit, junk that fills the brain like pouring milk into a glass. Of course kurt was sitting in the corner doodling like usual. Adorable but a weird weird dude. Eh whatever. I looked over to dave who was just starring at me with some what anger.

"The fuck u lookin at me like that for ?" I asked. I was hungover. Shows are tuff man, give me a break.

"I dont like your face. Let's fucking fight normie" he said as he punched me in the face. Listen, I'm bigger than the 2 in this band. Kurt reaches my stomach and david reaches my chest. I'm a 6'7 strong asf heavy tall bitch but oh let me tell ya, dave can fuckin punch but I ain't gettin my ass beat by this weird mouthed samen boi right now.

"Says the man with the mouth of a fuckin lizard lmao" I punch him in the stomach.

He snarls. "You mother fucker ! Atleast I dont have hair loss and buck ass teeth loser !" He punches back across the face.

Next thing I know, I've pinned him down. Were both punching rapidly at eachother while shouting insults like "weaboo for soy sauce lookin ass" or "suck my ass sasquatch little fucker". Kurt sits in the corner with what looks to be a score board drawn out on paper and a box of weapons. Hes snickering too, he shouldn't be hearing such vulgar language !

That was the least of my worries though as the next thing I knew i was literally inside of dave. Like my mother fucking dick, full on thing like the head, veins, all that shit in mother fucking dweeb soy sauce dave.

Well I didnt care. I kept going in and out while groaning and still shouting insults and insults while dave groaned too but swingin like a mother fucker with his grape hands and shouting insults like a mad man.

I guess kurt was writing down the best insults.

To this point were both mad fucking like hardcore speed, shit just goin wild but that doesnt mean stop the fight. Were fuckin gettin our manly dicks hyped fucking and fighting. My favorite morning routine.

Next thing I knew I was thrown onto the floor. "Ow mother fucker ! Your gonna break my mother fuckin back bitch !" I punch him across the face.

He punches back harder "take this for a broken back you hoe !". He started going into me now with the full on grape soy sauce dick and all. "Oo-OH I didnt know you like to switch ? Ha fuckin dweeb Mr fuckin grape dweeb" I say as I punch him while he thrusts in and out.

He keeps punching me like a mad man while we fuck. He looks up and does a pointing and then come here motion with his finger to kurt. For a sec I thought we were about to have a lit fighting 3some but then kurt picked up the heavy ass box of weapons almost dropping it a bunch cause he a light ass lil intensely bottom boi. He finally got his not strong ass to dave and dropped down the box beside us snickering.

Dave pulls out a God damn hammer ( mind you were still intensely fucking rn ). I pull out a God damn rubber hammer and we start battling like gods with that shit like no other. Were hitting eachother harshly with them. Chest, head, back, stomach, leg, dick, you name it. Were bruisin like mother fuckers.

If you think the bruises are bad then wait until we both pull out God damn knives. Me and him are slicing eachother up, battling once again like gods as his thrusts intensifies.

Kurt's in the corner wincing yet keeping the score board pretty good. Good listener. We both started throwing eachother against walls and then fucking once again, fucking while falling down the stairs, bash eachother against shit while fucking.

Insult to insult, punch to punch, weapon to weapon, hard thrust to hard thrust, just a good fight hate serx session.

We finally both came at the same time somehow inside eachother. We both walked upstairs together, fucking exhausted. We plow down on the bed right next to eachother just the tiniest little bit of space between us.

Kurt crawled in sneakily between both of us as if hes a 10 year old that came in his parents bedroom cause he had a nightmare.

He laight down and then looked at both of us with a smile, softly saying "it's a tie." And then we all passed the fuck out.