Statehouse Head Cannons and Incorrect Quotes

Incorrect Quotes 2

Florida: I went through character development during quarantine
Florida: I became more evil if you're wondering
Gov: Florida No!

Florida: I want to wake up with you everyday for the rest of my life
Louisiana: I wake up at 4:30
Florida: I want to see you at some points every day for the rest of my life

Nevada: I'm incredibly fast at math
California: What's 30x27
Nevada: 47
California: That's not even close
Nevada: But it was fast

California: I was arrested for being to cool
Texas: The charges were dropped due to a lacking support of evidence

Florida, in a beach shirt: So sue me, it's October and I'd like to be on Island Time for a day!
Gov: I have Spotify open right now on my computer, do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? Cuz I've got your history right here on the sidebar,
Gov : Take it Back by Jimmy Buffet, Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffet, Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffet, Steamer by Jimmy Buffet, trEAT HER LIKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET, MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET, HAVANA DAYDREAMIN BY JIMMY BUFFET- What the FUCK happened to you?!
Florida, laughing: I HAD A CASE OF THE MONDAYS
Gov : ARE YOU HAUNTED?! ARE YOU FUCKING POSSESSED?!
Gov: YOU USED TO BE MY FRIEND
Florida, cry-laughing: ᴵ ᴴᴬᴰ ᴬ ᶜᴬˢᴱ ᴼᶠ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴹᴼᴺᴰᴬʸˢ

Florida: I'm a reverse necromancer.
California:Isn't that just killing people?!?!
Florida: Ah, technicality

New York : Hey California can I get a sip of your water?
California : It's not water.
New York : Vodka, I like your style!
California : It's vinegar.
New York : Wh-Wha-
California : It's vinegar, COWARD

New York : Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
California , not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
New York :
New York : fsh

Florida: Louisiana! My face is on fire!
Louisiana: Florida! Are you ok?!
Florida : Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly
Louisiana : But your face is on fire
Florida : Yes. It's much faster than shaving

Florida : Fuck.
Gov : You've got to work on your cursing.
Florida : Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.

California: How do I deal with my enemies?
New York: Kill them
California: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
New York : Kill them only a little?

Gov: Violence isn't the answer.
Florida : You're right.
Gov : *sighs in relief*
Florida : Violence is the question.
Gov : What?
Florida , bolting away: And the answer is yes.
Gov , running after them: NO-

Louisiana and Florida: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao
Gov : What did you do
Florida: SOMETHING COOL

Florida: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I've killed anybody. I'm not an arsonist. I've never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Gov: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that

Louisiana , in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Florida , in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you're staying home and having my kids
Gov: what the fuck are you guys doing?
Louisiana : playing systemic oppression