Statehouse Head Cannons and Incorrect Quotes

Incorrect Quoutes 3

Louisiana : Dumbest scar stories, go!
Florida : I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Gov: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
California : I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Texas: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
New York:
New York: I have emotional scars

* Reactions to being told 'I love you'*
Louisiana : Thanks fam!
Florida : oh no
Gov: *cries* I love you too
California : Sounds fake but okay
Texas: *A flustered mess*
New York: can i get a refund

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Gov : So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Virginia: ...I did. I broke it.
Gov : No. No you didn't. Louisiana?
Louisiana : Don't look at me. Look at California
California : What?! I didn't break it.
Gov: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
California : Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Gov: Suspicious.
California : No, it's not!
Texas: If it matters, probably not, but New York was the last one to use it.
New York: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Texas: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
New York: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Texas!
Virginia: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Gov .
Gov: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Texas: Gov ... Louisiana's been awfully quiet.
Louisiana : rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Gov, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Gov : I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Gov: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

'Can I copy the homework?'
Gov : I can help you with it!
California: Yeah, sure.
Florida : Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Louisiana: lol nope.
Texas: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
New York: *Read 5:55pm*

California: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Florida : What if it bites me and it dies!?
Gov: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Florida , learn to listen.
Texas: What if it bites itself and I die?
Louisiana : That's voodoo.
Florida: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
California: That's correlation, not causation.
Louisiana: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Texas: That's kinky.
California: Oh my God

Louisiana : *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Florida : If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents
Louisiana : If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Gov: Actually I did the math, Florida would have $225, not $0.15.
Florida : Fam I'm right here....
California : If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Louisiana : while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?
California : Sorry I only have a dollar
Louisiana : :(
Gov: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Florida would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
California : If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Gov: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Texas: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Gov: Apply juice to what
New York: Directly to the forehead
Florida : Great chat everyone

Florida , trying to convince Gov to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!
Louisiana: And loud!
New York: And grumpy!
California : And oblivious to reality!
Gov:

Louisiana , setting down a card: Ace of spades
Florida , pulling out an Uno card: +4
Gov, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
California , trembling: What are we playing