California, under his breath:
Futurehusbandsayswhat
New York: huh?
Texas: What
California:
California:fuck
Gov: Why are there napkins on the glass door?
Louisiana: Florida kept bumping into the door so I thought this might help
Florida, entering the room: Whoaaa
That's so epic floating napki- *walks into glass door
Gov: Can you pass me the salt?
Florida : What?
Gov: The salt
Florida:HUH?
Gov: [Long suffering sigh]
Gov: The Ocean Cocaine?
Florida: Yea Sure
Worker: What do you want the cake to say?
Florida: Do we want a talking cake?
Louisiana: Yes!
Gov in the background: I'm done
California: *Takes of glasses* I've seen enough.
[Louisiana and Florida in jail for dumb sh!t]
Louisiana: So, who should we call?
Florida: I'd call D.C. but I feel safer in jail
[Florida to California]
Florida: Has anyone ever told you they love you
California: Do my parents count
California: Cause if so no
[State Text Chat]
Florida: WHY DO THESE EXIST
Gov: Why dose what exist
Florida: [,],{,} THEY MAKE NO SENSE IN MATH WHY DO THEY NEED TO MAKE A PART OF A PROBLEM MORE IMPORTANT THEY DO NOTHING IT'S JUST SOME FANCY VERSION OF ( )
California: Well actua-
Florida: SHUT UP NERD
YOU ARE READING
Statehouse Head Cannons and Incorrect Quotes
Ficção GeralJust random head cannons I make when I'm supposed to sleep. I don't own the cover!
