Love?Bet!(mewgulf fanfic)

Chapter 1

HAPPY READING LOVEE❤️(sorry for any typos,i didn't check)

—Gulf—

ah....a sunny day,i happily get out from my lovely baby mercedes. mom said she wants to meet me,because she have something to talk,i'm just agree.

i went in the house and saw my beautiful mother,sitting on the couch.

"Mom!!! im here ehehe, so what do you want to talk about hm?" i asked her

"haish son,don't act like you don't know. i want a son-in-law!! you know what?last week my friend told me that her daughter will be getting married with her girlfriend! and im so ashamed,my son almost hit 30,and still,he's single,nobody wants him!good things that you're gay or else i don't think there's any girls that would be into a guy like you" she's whining again. about the same topic.

yea i knowww i am single,apparently i don't want to be single. but tell me,what can i do? whenever i found a guy that is my type,they will always have to be taken or straight or both. and i will end up reading wattpad about hot ceo daddy at 3am,wishing that the main character is me. its 2020,and its hard to find a guy that i like. i will end up being single till the day i die i guess,well...to be honest who needs a guy when we got wattpad right?those hot boys existed for reason!well- they aren't exist- (continue to cry in simp)

"Mom..its not like i want to be single. Why don't you find me a boyfriend then?its fucking hard to even find a decent guy's nowadays." I said as i sit on the couch lazily.

"Pffft,what?you said "decent" guy?OIH SON. I HOPE YOU DO REALIZE THAT YOU YOURSELF ISN'T DECENT ENOUGH. Hooihh,like tell me son,is there anybody else who's obsessed with his car?i think you're the only one in this whole thailand. Ridiculous." she blabbered again. Its fricking weekend mom,like give me some time to rest my mind. Like you don't have to blabber around about "lover" when your husband is someone that my grandmother matched you with.

After like 2 hours of "The mom's never ending blabbering:The movie" ,lastly i can go back to my home. She threatened me to find a boyfriend as soon as possible,or else she will sell me to her 77 years old guy friend. LIKE MOM WTF- Damn she looks so desperate. i sat down in my living room as mild came in

"HEY THERE MY HUBBY-LESS FRIENDD." Mild said and laughed loudly. i know he's "taken" but i think there's no need for him to say "HUBBY-LESS" .

"i swear to god mild,IF YOU KEEP ON CALLING ME "HUBBY-LESS" , I WILL MAKE SURE CHAMP DIED SO YOU WILL BE "HUBBY-LESS" TOO." I said as i slap his head from the back. What a "good friend" huh.

Mild showed me this one apps called "cupid matcher" . sounds kinda gay- I MEAN interesting. and he keep on telling me to try it cause this app got the top 3 most downloaded rank. Like oh my gucci,he didn't even tried it,then how the fuck did he knows that this app is good?

"Come on Gulf! Just give it a try!! I mean you don't want to be single right? And me,being a very nice best friend trying to help you to get rid of this 'single-fat-ass' problem." Mild is still trying his luck to make me agree.

"Isn't it clear mild? N-O, NO. i'm not that desperate until need to find a boyfriend through a dating app.Plus what should i say when my future childrens ask me about how did i meet my husband? You expected me to say 'Well kids,papa was too over-desperately need a dick guy because im too single even tho i'm HAWT,did you heard it?HAWT IS THE HOTTER VERSION OF HOT,A K A ME. so papa downloaded this stupid app and met your fricking sausage daddy.' nah mild i'm not gonna fucking say that,ugh not even romantic,its more to 'pathetic-comedy' than 'romantic-mature' .

"So you rather be single...for your whole life-span?" Mild said as he sips MY DRINKS casually before i punch his tummy. Like sir- That's mine not YOURS. he should be grateful that i got taste in men and would never date or even steal his 2inch boyfriend.

"Mild...have you ever heard of wattpad..?"

"Wetpad? what is that? a virtual period pads? wait you're a boy...i don't think you have uterus..its more to u'resingle..."

"NO BITCH OF COURSE ITS NOT A PAD. WHAT THE HELL..OH MY GUCCI. its an app where we can read books and stories,like fan-fic or Au wrote by authors/wattpader or fan.." i explained about Wattpad to my 'frogs under the rock friend' , P'Mild. like he don't know what is wattpad? Like are you kidding me? Again how did i even ended up being his friend.

"And..?what's the point,Gulf? You like books? You're attracted to book?" I swear to god..mild is on the highest level of being stupid.

"I want a boyfriend that is the same as those boys in the wattpad story. Rich,Hot,Smart,Handsome asf,cold but clingy,only have a warmside for me,possessive but understanding,and a bonus if he got a nice thick- i mean- if he is a mafia." I said while dreaming... that would be so good damn-

"But gulf...you're being an introvert with anxiety,your hobbies are sleep and read wattpad while creating fake scenarios in your head,socialize once a year while other people's your age already married with ton of kids,and achieved their dreams. How are you supposed to find a boyfriend if you don't even get out from your room..?"

"Mild..that's why wattpad exist-"

And Mild fade up with me,told ya...its hard for me to even find a lover..poor me.

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Hey!So yeah sorry for the late update:( i was really busy with online classes and assignments...that's suck tho(not suck a d-) NVM anyways..thank you for reading and if you like it...please leave a vote❤️it would be great if you do so<3 have a great day,and remember to stay safe..i love you!don't skip your meals and make sure to always wear your mask okay:3 see ya!