diabolik lovers oneshots

shu x reader [the couch]

Y/n pov:
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Great nothing more than boring time...i mean it's better for me not to deal with these vampires and getting my blood sucked dry..

But i have nothing to do aghh
it was kinda weird how quite the sakamaki's mansion was..too quite
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While y/n found herself in the guest room sitting in the empty couch was not a bad idea riiight??

Well apparently not! Who would believe her that the couch she was sure is empty and sat on it magical the blond vampire boy appear to be sleeping on it?

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Y/n: (jump) what the fuc-!!
H-how? When did you appear here.

Shu:....

Y/n: don't pretend to be asleep you just come here! I know I'm not blind you weren't here!
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Shu was indeed not sleeping.. mumbling almost whispering said "how bothering.."

Y/n: excuse me?

Y/n was about to kill the man laying on the couch before her eyes the nerve for him to say "how bothering" while he just transformed here

Shu: you just sat on me and now you bothering me with your loudness...get lost
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Was he serious? Y/n was having none of it she just caught with her eyes a glass of water..🌟hell nah🌟
Hehe..~
Now that's a demon in a girl skin..

Y/n just picked up the glass of water and didn't waist a moment to spill it right on shu's face ...he didn't flinch and just ..opened his eyes

Y/n: maybe i should had thought of it before doing it immediately-

The thought of y/n was cut when the vampire caught her by the waist and through her on the couch under him

Y/n: l-let's talk about it-

Shu: you seems like someone who don't like to listen at all

Y/n: i just wanted to sit on the couch!! I didn't see you there!

Shu: don't make excuses you ruined my sleep so i will ruin your neck~

Y/n: ..you don't say this while looking at me dead in the eyes
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The tone of shu's voice didn't give the idea of murdering her by idk...slicing her neck or just kill her oh no..seems he wanted to give y/n a lesson

Pulling her hair away from her s/c neck the vampire grinned in thirst 🌟wow what did i just wrote?..🌟

the oldest sakamaki brother Didn't waist any minute and started to bite her neck
Y/n flinched ..she is used to it but can't help herself not to be all over the place when it happens especially from shu...

Shu: you taste too sweet i can not stop I want more

Y/n:(blush) s-stop saying weird stuff! T-that's weird!!

Shu: weird you say? From the look of your face it seems you are a mess perhaps i need to go further to see how far can you hold you desire

Y/n face didn't help her not to expose her..everyone have desires..she shouldn't be judge by liking what is this man doing to her..

And Surprised by the kiss shu's gave her with his bloody mouth that was too sudden y/n couldn't say a word, shu whispered "maybe next time you shouldn't bother me like that ever again or maybe you do? Hm?"
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And just like that he disappear
"What the heck just happened?"
The only question it came to your mind sitting back up again looking around the room was empty again..well empty for sure at least

And the last thing it came to your mind was
"I'm never sitting on a couch again..i like the floor better anyway"

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It's all because of the couch dun dun dun duuuuuuuunnn  Be carful of sitting on couches yall
I'm just too random i swear lol