Jay: The human body is 70% water, so really we're just cucumbers with a brain.
Kai: Honestly, I'm more like a DPD pickle with the amount of alcohol I consume.
Jay: So you got therapy huh?
Kai: What gave it away?
Jay: You're admitting you have DPD.
Kai: So maybe I don't have DPD.
Jay: When's your next appointment?