*Phone ringing*
Kai: Hello?
The person on the other side of the phone: I see you
Kai:
Person:
Kai: Do I look good?
Person: *sigh* yes.
Kai: Yay! Okay when you kidnap me can you try to keep the cloth away from my bangs especially okay I worked really hard on them today
Person: As if I'm even gonna use chloroform, what do I look like an idiot? You're Kai why would I even do that to you, you're smoking why would I ruin it by putting you to sleep I mean it's not like I'm a bad person or-
Kai: Is this Lloyd
Kai: Lloyd put the phone away
