Kai: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Jay: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents
Kai: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Zane: Actually, I did the math, Jay would have $225, not $0.15.
Jay: Fam I'm right here...
Cole: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Kai: while you're there, could you buy me an apply juice please?
Cole: Sorry, I only have a dollar
Kai: :(
Zane: Hey, I just realized my friend is right; Jay would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.
Cole: If I had $22,500, I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Zane: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Nya: Yeah, and they want soda and apply juice
Zane: Apply juice to what
Lloyd: Directly to the forehead
Jay: Great chat everyone
