Kai: My sarcasm will probably get me killed one day.
Zane: I find it highly unlikely that one's tone of speech could get them killed.
Kai: No, seriously, someone's gonna be like, holding a knife, and I'm gonna say something stupid like "what you gonna do? Stab me?" And then I'll be dead.
*Later*
Kai: *dying from stab wound* I told you.
Zane: *sigh* You did tell me.
