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Stluna Crack II
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luna: i don't flirt, i just talk. it's not my fault that everything i say comes out smoother then cream cheese on a bagel.
luna to malia: my body is very attracted to you but when you open your mouth i wanna punch you.
a guy who works with stiles: could stiles stilinski please come to the front? stiles, at the front desk: hey, is something wrong? worker, points towards luna waving happily at him & malia kicking a rock softly with a pout: i believe they belong to you? luna & malia in unison: we got lost :( stiles: that's cute — but i didn't even bring you guys here with me..
luna, purposing: stiles stilinski, hello good sir, god like man — boy who's very hot, i've known you since the sand box and i've like our time spent together. i would like to continue that. forever. preferably until you're dead, cause we all know i can't die. *winks at malia jokingly* so put this ring on so people will know we have an arrangement. malia, whispering in her ear: you forgot something.. luna: oh right — please, please put this ring on so people know we have an arrangement. malia, huffing: luna: did i still forget something? malia: yes— luna: oh! right, i love you. stiles, gawking at the two: ...do i get to even choose— luna & malia: no.
luna: we can never let anyone know we got beat up by stiles, alright? malia: agreed. luna: to the grave — for you i guess? malia: to my grave. luna: alrighty, the conversation never happened. malia: i'm sorry do i know you? luna huffing: mal— malia: have we met before— scott: you guys got beat up by stiles? luna: wHAT NO! malia, panicking: scott: you just said— luna: sex! malia: arts & crafts! scott: ... luna, smiling: yup, stiles beat us at sex & crafts! stiles, scoffing: pathetic you two are.