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Stluna Crack III
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stiles, drunk, stumbling into his house: hey baby! i got home s-safe! luna, walking in behind him after she picked him up: good for you stiles
scott: hey - why are your tongues purple? luna: we had popsicles! stiles: i had blueberry, best flavor obviously. luna, scoffing: we already discussed this, watermelon is better! scott: still doesn't explain why your tongues are .. scott: scott: nvm
stiles: if i could have any superpower it would be the power of seduction and you'd be my first and last victim luna: what stiles: what luna: that's my superpower, why you stealing? stiles: yeah i know - sorry ..
luna: why the fuck are you standing on the table? stiles, scoffing: i can stand wherever i please luna! luna: stiles: okay - okay! the spiders under the table! please kill it. luna: 🥺
luna: pls i'm not in love with malia! stiles, ducking: oh shit - you saw that, i almost got hit by your BULLSHIT! luna: did you just duck. malia, blushing:
stiles, in another room with sad thoughts: luna, bolts up in bed gasping with a cold sweat: somethings wrong.
stiles, at luna: y'know you're talking mad shit for someone in kissing distance, right now.
lydia: so - stiles you a sub or a dom? stiles: excuse me, i like subway and dominos! lydia, sighing: luna: he's a subway type of guy. stiles, blushing: i-i am not!
luna, introducing scott: this is my better half luna, introducing stiles: and this is my bitter half
scott & stiles, getting arrested: scott: so who do we call .. stiles: i'd say luna, but i'd feel safer here
lydia: luna you're in charge, take stiles and scott luna: oh cool! my fantasy threesome! the pack: luna: ..of people to work with!
stiles: shit i think i pulled a muscle! luna: stiles, baby, you can't pull something you don't possess.
stiles: can i have a sip of that? luna: no.. stiles: why not? lydia: it's tea luna: and you don't like tea.. lydia: tea .. quila
lydia: i think it's time we say goodbye to logic malia, nodding: luna: tootles stiles <3 stiles: i-
stiles: WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME luna, across the couch eating a kit kat the wrong way: stiles: I SAID STOP PLEASE !!!?!!!?!
luna: sorry mal, i can't help right now. stiles is asleep on me. malia: just push him off? luna, offended: what in the fuck is wrong with you
luna: stiles! you can't follow me into the woods to eat people! stiles: THEN DONT RUN INTO THE WOODS TO EAT PEOPLE, KITCHEN'S EXIST FOR A REASON LUNA!
luna: i wonder if malia's okay? it's been fifteen minutes and she still hasn't texted me back? malia, trying to spell gorgeous:
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