Used a generator, again.
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Lucifer: As the top of this relationship, I think we should-
MC: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.
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MC: WHY. Why did you give Satan a KNIFE?!
Belphie: I'm sorry. He said he felt unsafe.
MC: Now I feel unsafe!
Belphie: I'm sorry.
Belphie: ...Would you like a knife?
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Solomon: Hey MC? Can I get some dating advice?
MC: Just because I'm with Lucifer doesn't mean I know how I did it.
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Beel: MC, what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
MC: I don't know, love you, talk to you later.
Beel: Ok, I love you too, I'll just ask Belphie.
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Satan: I feel like doing something stupid.
MC: I'm stupid, do me.
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MC: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Lucifer: MC, no.
Satan: Mistlefoe
Lucifer: Please stop encouraging them.
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MC: Come to dinner tonight. I can't cook, but I'll bring plenty of free wine.
Lucifer: Marry me.
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MC: What's a word that's a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Satan: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Levi: Smad
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MC: Lucifer annoyed me today so I told him I can't wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow.
Barbatos: There is nothing special about tomorrow.
MC: But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as panic takes over.
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Solomon: H-How do you ask someone out?
MC: Well, first-
Lucifer: Don't ask them, they asked me out in a McDonalds parking lot.
Solomon: ...and you said yes?
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Lucifer: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car?
MC: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road so I said, "Satan, deer!"
Lucifer: ...And what did Satan do?
MC: ...He said, "Yes, Honey?"
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MC: Lucifer and I don't use pet names!
Asmo: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
MC: Honey?
Lucifer, entering the room: Yes, dear?
MC: ...
Asmo: Don't ever lie to my face again.
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Lucifer: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me.
MC: Okay, but in my defense, Mammon bet me 50 grimm I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
Lucifer: That's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
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Mammon: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Lucifer: Wasn't MC with you?
MC: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
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FanfictionThese will either be random things from the back of my dirty mind or they'll be based off Devilgram stories. I am currently only comfortable with writing romantic/sexual scenes about four characters but I will try to write friendly interactions w...
