MC: *Mindlessly flirting with Barbatos*
Barbatos: *Actually flirts back*
MC:
Barbatos:
Barbatos: You're not gonna say anything?
MC, panicking: I don't know. I didn't think I'd get this far.
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MC: *Yawns*
Lucifer: I guess being pretty is tiring.
MC: You must be exhausted then.
Lucifer: ...
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MC: *Seductively takes off glasses*
MC: Wow..
Leviathan: *Bushes* haha.. What?
MC: You're really fucking blurry.
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MC: Please understand, I am not emotionally invested in this situation.
Solomon: That's the nicest way of saying "I don't give a fuck" I've ever heard.
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Belphegor: Am I going too far?
Lucifer: No, no, no, no. You went too far 7 hours ago. Now, you're going to prison.
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MC: What's up sluts, I'm back from jail.
Barbatos: Sluts?
Simeon: JAIL?
Solomon: Nice.
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MC: You have such pretty eyes.
Lucifer: Want your future kids to have them?
MC: What?
Lucifer: Nothing~
- A Few Hours Later
MC: OH DAMN THAT SMOOTH MF
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Satan: Wtf are daddy issues? Just traumatize your father back.
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Diavolo: MC, where are you going?
MC: It depends. When I die, probably hell.
MC: But right now I'm going to annoy Lucifer.
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Mammon: You can trust me.
MC: I've been in forests less shady than you.
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Asmodeus: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, or back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they're a wide-eyed mess.
MC: The fuck kinda Subway you go to?
Lucifer, under his breath: I deal with so much shit.
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Mammon: Oh, please, MC wouldn't hurt a fly.
Asmodeus: Well, obviously! A fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to anybody.
MC: YOU, Mammon, on the other hand, I would MAIM.
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FanfictionThese will either be random things from the back of my dirty mind or they'll be based off Devilgram stories. I am currently only comfortable with writing romantic/sexual scenes about four characters but I will try to write friendly interactions w...
