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𝗲𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗻.

     "𝕐ou're gonna get us caught if you keep talking so loudly." taehyung whispered, fixing his face mask and his hat. the other five boys were shushing each other, making even more noise. by now half of the people in the restaurant already gave them weird looks.

fortunately, the ones that they were spying on haven't noticed them, at least not yet. jungkook arrived six minutes ago, the only words spoken by him so far being "hello", "i'm doing okay" and "yes".

"that girl talks like a fucking donkey." taehyung complained, watching every move that the black haired girl did.

"donkeys don't talk." jimin said, hitting the back of taehyung's head for saying such a dumb thing.

"the donkey in shrek does." hoseok said, yoongi nodding in agreement.

"you're getting out of topic! focus." taehyung whispered aggressively, squinting his eyes in the direction of the girl he now despises. "look at her, acting all shy and cute. it's making me nauseous."

"jungkook looks so nervous, my poor little boy." seokjin cried, watching how jungkook looked around and smiled at the girl awkwardly.

they were currently three tables away from jungkook and eunji, all of them wearing face masks and random hats they found at seokjin's home.

"should we order chicken wings?" namjoon asked, looking at the menu, seokjin and jimin nodding.

"spicy or-"

"i really wanna listen to their conversation." taehyung groaned, deciding that he was done with his friends for now. "you guys order your chicken wings, i'll get closer to the table."

"be careful taehyungie." jimin sang, patting him in the back supportingly. taehyung nodded, standing up with his head low and walking to the closest table.

there was a couple sitting there, talking animatedly about something. taehyung walked up to them, sitting beside the girl, who had the seat with a perfect sight of jungkook. "hello." he whispered to both of them, who looked at him with their eyebrows raised in confusion. "i'm currently spying on the two people behind us, do you mind if i sit here?"

"oh, tea! of course you can sit here." the girl smiled, clapping softly in excitement. "who's the one you're in love with?"

"the boy." he answered, the unknown girl nodding, looking now at the brown haired boy not so far away from them.

"poor little boy, he looks so nervous!"

"is he being forced?" the boyfriend asked, looking at jungkook too, taehyung nodding with a small pout.

"his mother is a religious prick that forces him to date girls." he explained, the red haired girl gasping and holding her chest in disbelief.

"you totally have to crash their date." she said, her boyfriend nodding in agreement, making taehyung to stop looking at jungkook and look at her instead.

"are you crazy? i can't do that!"

"yes you can! just go over there and show her who's the boss." she encouraged, hitting the table with her fist, taehyung thinking deeply into it.

"go get your man, unknown boy who randomly approached us!" the black haired boy continued, bumping his fist in the air like a war cry.

that gave taehyung courage, who nodded and stood up. "yeah, i can do it! thank you, unknown people who helped me!"

after receiving smiles of approval from the couple, he removed his hat and his face mask, throwing them at his friends' direction to make the moment look more epic. they had to stand up to pick them up, though, since the hat ended up in someone else's table and the face mask didn't make it that far.

and with that, he turned around and started walking to their table. but he was a little too excited and ended up tripping with his own feet, falling face first to the floor in front of them.

eunji gasped in surprise, watching how the blond boy stood up quickly and brushed the dust out of his clothes. "are you okay?"

"yeah, yeah... jungkook! what a lovely surprise seeing you here! who would've thought, what a small world we live in." he said, jungkook widening his eyes in total shock.

"taehyung? what are you-"

"oh, you know jungkook?" eunji asked, watching carefully the other boy's facial features. she then arched an eyebrow, recognizing who the boy was immediately. "if it isn't the lovely kim taehyung, what an amazing surprise." she said, sarcasm dripping from her voice. the girl composed quickly, returning to her adorable personality, smiling at him. "are you here alone? why don't you join us?"

"oh, it would be an honor." he smiled back, sitting beside the girl. so this bitch knows who i am, huh? "what are you guys talking about in this lovely evening?"

"we were talking about how handsome jungkook looks in that bottom-up shirt. don't you agree, taehyung?" the girl said, jungkook pressing his lips together, because that was not the topic the girl was talking about at all. she was just ranting about how she couldn't find a perfect eyeliner for her 'sensitive eyes' or some shit like that.

still, taehyung nodded. it was more than clear that his mother dressed him up, his bottom-up shirt and his parted hair speaking louder than words. "i agree, he looks really handsome."

jungkook smiled softly at that, eunji feeling anger building up in her chest. she's been here trying to get him to at least talk for the past twenty minutes, and that boy just said the bare minimum and made him smile? that's so unfair!

"i need to go to the bathroom, i'll be right back." jungkook said, standing up and walking quickly away without waiting for an answer. he was really nervous, and being nervous made him want to pee.

eunji dropped her smile as soon as jungkook was out of sight, looking now at the blond boy, who raised his eyebrow at her. "what the fuck do you want? why are you interrupting our date?"

"you know exactly what i want, don't play dumb." he answered, rolling his eyes, making the girl to bite the inside of her cheek in annoyance. "did his mom tell you about me?"

"about how you wanted to corrupt her son and make him gay? yeah, she did." eunji nodded, looking at her red nails uninterestingly. "but you won't get your way, taehyungie. i'll win jungkook's heart in no time."

"i won't get my way?" he laughed, shaking his head and standing up. the girl looked up at him with her eyebrow raised, waiting for the boy to elaborate his sentence. "i'll let you enjoy this little date of yours, just because i feel sorry for you." he said, looking down at the girl, smirking mockingly at her. "but the thing is, i already got my way, eunji baby. so don't get your hopes up about him, because he's mine, bitch."

and with that, he turned around and left the restaurant, the girl frowning in complete annoyance, jungkook walking back to the table oblivious about their little argument, the couple that helped taehyung talking about how epic the argument was and the other five boys finishing their chicken wings quickly so they could follow the blond.

and that's the moment when things started to get a little... interesting.