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Yes. (Beetlejuice X Non-Binary! Reaper! Reader)

(A/N) runs in panting I'M NOT DEAD! I kinda took a break from writing cause I got really bad writers block, sooo- Also, I really don't like this chapter, it was rushed and forced, but I'm still uploading it! My blocks are kinda fading in and out, so updates won't be constant!

Things you might want: (Y/N) is your name, (N/N) is your nickname, and (R/N) is reaper name!

"Beetlejuice...". Huh? Oh, Lyds is probably summoning me, but why? "Beetlejuice". I pop into the living room, 'heh, living room? More like death room!' and look around, "Beetlejuice!". I get automatically teleported to whoever summoned mne, "Okay, hold your horses, dude!" I look around to see I'm in the attic, Lyds, A-Dog and B-Town are up here, "My friends, a party for me? Aw shucks, ya shouldn't have! But seriously, why am I here?"

Lyds looked at me "Beej, you're gonna have to stay up here for a while..." I'm taken aback, "LYDS!! What, am I too sexy for you?". She chuckles, "No, Delia's having her friend from work's family over for dinner. The...uuuhh..." She snaps her fingers and A-Dog helps her out, "The Nestor Family?". She claps, "Yeah, the Nestors! Thanks Adam." He nods "Don't mention it!". She looks at me, "Theres the mom, a dad, and a son. I'm supposed to hangout with them." I scoff, "And what about them?" I point to Adam and Barbra.

They go over to Lydia, "We are the ones cooking." I groan, "Traitors! The recently dead ones get to go but I don't? RUDE!! I have a human form, ya know!!" The Maitlands shake their heads and head downstairs to work on dinner while Lyds walks over to me, "Sorry Juicey, it's Delia and Dad's orders. But, if you wanna come down, I won't stop you. Just know they'll be very mad at you." She winks and walks out of the attic. I chuckle and wait for the front door to open, wondering what I should wear to dinner.

TIME SKIP and POV change

Ugh, Ethan's forcing me to go to this dumb dinner thing with people I don't even know. Ugh, this headache is killing me, I need a pint of whiskey. Anyways, the rando people don't live to far, so we can just drive for a few minutes. I'm being forced to use my LITERAL dead name, (Y/N) (L/N). And, they're disguising me as Ethan's significant other so I can go with them.

We get there and knock on the door, "Can I leave now?" Ethan looks at me and shakes his head. The door opens and a middle aged woman opens the door, "Namaste friends, come in!". We all walk in and sit down to talk as a middle aged man walks in, "Ah, Delia! The guests have arrived!". We talk for a while until a voice is heard from the stairs.

"Delia, dad, I'm ready!!!" A girl in all black walks down the stairs. "Ah, Lydia, come down and meet the guests!" The girl walks down and a man walks in behind her. "Dad, I hope you don't mind that Uncle Lawrence is joining us!". The man was around my height, brown slicked back hair (kinda like a greaser), a nice black and white suit with a bright green tie.

He walks down and walks up to Mrs. Nestor, "Hello, my name is Lawrence, but you may call me Law.". He then moved on to Mr. Nestor, and then said the same thing, then went to Ethan. He said it again, then walked up to me, and shook my hand, "My name is Lawrence, but you can call me Law." I shake his hand back "And I'm (R-(Y/N), but you can call me (N/N)."

Mr. Deetz claps his hands, "Well, time for dinner!". Ethan immediately runs to the table giggling, not gonna lie, kinda cute tho... Anyways, we all sit down and start getting drinks. I grab my bag and pull out a bottle of rum, and pour some into my cup. Mr. Nestor glares at me and I stick my tongue out at him. We all start eating a nice meal and have a great time. Until dessert...

During dessert, a mysterious sound waves around the room as a door that wasn't there before opens in the living room. It opens to a black landscape with white accents, 'Darn it, please don't be Juno!' And out of it walks the crooked demon herself, Mrs. Queen Bee, Juno. When she walks out, Law jumps up, "Mom!? But I killed you!" She looks at him and laughs, "You can't kill the already dead!!". From behind her, her football henchmen walk out and line up behind her.

Both the older Deetz and Mr. and Mrs. Nester passed out from the fear as the b***h looks around and sees me, "Lawrence, my son, you hang out with the bottom of the barrel, scum of the Netherworld now? Xr. (R/N) themself?" Lawrence looks at me as I stand up, "Juno, ya know that you're worse than me... Oh, how's the husband? Oh, wait, I forgot, you killed him before he could really get to know his son!!". Lawrence gasps and growls at his mother, going into his demon form, an older man than what he first appeared as, with pure green, spiky hair, and a black and white striped suit.

"Mom, YOU killed dad!? How could you? I TRUSTED YOU!!" He lunges at Juno , but her henchmen stop him. I sigh and my body forms back into my reaper form. A pure Black suit with a (F/C) tie, a scythe with a (2/F/C) gem on top, and my scars painfully shown, "Let him go, Juno. Your business is with me..." SHe looks at me to see me in my reaper form.

"Alright then, MEN! Let my Beetlejuice go..". The football henchmen look at each other, then shrug, dropping Lawrence, (well, I'm guessing Beetlejuice..?) to the floor as I walk up to Juno, "This will be fun..." I twirl my scythe in circles, getting ready. Juno runs at me and I easily slice off her head, "That was easy..." I kick her head into the Netherworld and then the rest of her body.

Behind me, I hear someone say, "That's hot, you're hot.." I turn around to see Beetlejuice standing behind me, "You think I'm hot, B? How sweet!" He blushes and his hair turns a light pink, "I, uu-uum....ye-es...?". I laugh at his cuteness, he might be good. "Alright, what do we want for this relationship, professional or romantic?". Dazed and still flustered, he answers.

"Yes."

(A/N) HOLY FUCK, 1035 WORDS- Anyways, I just wanted to say that my mental health is really shitty rn, so updates are, ehhh? I'm updating when I want to!  Soooo, yeah. Hope you emjoyed this absolute garbo!

-Remus