The Quick and The Mysterious: a Loki x Reader x Quicksilver story

Prank War

Y/n's P.O.V

I walk into the living room to hear Angry screaming and Thor and Steve holding back Nat. "You little brats!" screams Nat trying to claw her way out of Thor and Steves grasp trying to get to Pietro and Uncle Tony. "Woah what's going on?" I ask. "Pietro and Tony thought it would be funny to prank Nat" sighs Steve. Suddenly Nat flips Steve and breaks away from Thor while he was still surprised only to be stopped by Wanda and her magic. "What it was harmless" sighs Pietro. "You painted all my knives pink and glittered all my suits!" yells Nat. "I'm sorry they did what?" I gasp. "Don't forget they painted 'little princess' on Nat's bedroom wall" adds Natasha. "See harmless" says Uncle Tony with a smirk. "Not for you..." mumbles Vision. "Oh come on it was a great prank, I'd like to see you girls do any better" laughs Pietro. "Sorry?!" questions Nat. "Wanda let the spider go I want to see blood" I sigh. "what do you mean by that?" asks Pepper. "Nothing... Just that guys are better prankers then girls" sighs Uncle Tony. "You want to bet?" I ask. "Oh come on Princessa, we mean not to hurt your feeling but we are only speaking the truth" sighs Pietro with a smirk. "And how is that?" I ask. "You know, us guys have more experience in pranking" Explains Tony.  "Ok then how about we have a prank war?" suggest Pepper. "A prank war?" question Thor and Loki. "Sounds like fun!" says Peter excitedly. "Ok then, boys vs girls we start tomorrow" I state. "That's fine by us" answers Uncle Tony. "Well that sounds like fun and all but I think I might stay out of this little war" states Vision. "I'm with the robot man, I want to see what type of pranks you mortals come up with, that and whoever's team I'm on will surely be the winner" sighs Loki. "That's it then it's on" states Nat. "Oh hey Peter by the way can Morgan stay with May tonight and tomorrow? I don't want her to get caught in the prank war" sighs Pepper. "Of course, Aunt May shouldn't mind, I'll swing Morgan down their right now" says Peter rushing off to find Morgan. "well then ladies how about we go plan?" I suggest as we walk towards my room. 

"Ok so what's the plan?" asks Pepper as soon as we got into my room and I made sure the boys couldn't eavesdrop. "Easy, we hack F.R.I.D.A.Y" I explain. "You mean F.R.I.D.A.Y as in the F.R.I.D.A.Y that Tony made?" questions Nat. "Yep, So Wanda can you call Vision here telepathically?" I ask. Wanda Nods her head. "Good because we need a bit of help" I sigh. Once Vision arrived I explained the plan. "Vision your connected to Tony's tower and a bit of his tech right?" I ask. Vision nods his head. "But I said I didn't want to be apart of this battle" sighs Vision. "Oh come on Vis, not even for us" pounts Wanda as her and I make puppy eyes at him. "Fine, OK" sighs Vision giving in.

The next morning all us girls were ready for today and were up at 1:30am. All the girls snuck into my room and I put my room on extra lockdown. It was a few hours before we started to hear the boys trying to break into my room. "F.R.I.D.A.Y open the door" orders Uncle Tony. "Sorry Voice recognition does not match for that order" replies F.R.I.D.A.Y. The girls and I try to hold back our giggles. Uncle Tony tries it three more times before giving up. I hint to the girls it's time and we all understand. We climb into the vent of my room and slowly crawl through the vents, being very carful not to be heard. The first room we stop at is the lab where we stuck stickers all over every label and put glad wrap across the doorway so the next person to walk into the room would walk into the glad wrap. The next rooms we visited were all the boys, who were involved, rooms where we TPed (toilet papered) and silly stringed their whole rooms. The last room we snuck into was the garage where we egged most of uncle Tony's fancy cars, not the ones he really adored but ones he just used to attract the ladies. 

After finishing prancing the tower we got back into the vents one last time and crawled back into my room when there was only five minutes left of prancing time. When we got back the boys were still struggling to get the door open. Soon the last minutes were over. "Ok kiddo times up, please open the door now" sighs Uncle Tony. I give the order to F.R.I.D.A.Y and the door opens and we see a group of tired and slightly annoyed men. "Was that your plan all along just hide in your room all day? Huh that just shows we're the better prankers" rambles on Peitro cockily. "Yes your right we just hid in my room all day away from you" I sigh acting innocent. "Well anyway we have work to do before the end of the day" sighs Uncle Tony and the boys walk away. Let's just say the tower was full of surprised screams for the rest of the day.