Salt boi: Someone plz save me and Yamaguchi from this child
Salt boi: I can't take another second of it
Salt boi: Y did I agree to help u Yamaguchi?
Yams: Gomen Tsukki I didn't think they would be doing the things they're doing rn
Sugamama: What r u guys talking about?
Yams: Me, Tsukki and Y/n r hanging out together
Dadchi: Is that y Tsukishma called Y/n a 'child'?
Salt boi: Yes
Yams: Yea pretty much
Jesus: Ok so what's they doing?
Salt boi: So we were at the store cuz Yamaguchi's mom told him he needed some stuff from the store so we went with him
Yams: Yea and while we were about to leave we noticed that Y/n wasn't with us so we waited for them and when they came out of the store.....
Goddess: What did Y/n do this time?
Best senpai: KIYOKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Rolling thunderrrrr: KIYOKOOOOOOOOOOOO
Milk boi: Okay but what did Y/n do??
Yams: Well when they came out of the store we notice they had something in their hands...
Sugamama: And that was??
Baby:
Baby: I GOT A FERRET!!!! :D
Yams: Yea they got that
Salt boi: And now they won't stop taking pictures and sending them to us!
Baby: My baby must be known
Baby: It only makes sense
Sunshine: Awwww Y/n can I come over to see ur ferret? Plzzzzzzz
Baby: Ofc u can! :)
Princess: Awwww but Y/n how did ur mom react to u bringing the ferret home?
Baby: Well actually she wasn't as mad as I thought she would be she actually always wanted a ferret
Baby: So as the good child I am I brought home a ferret
Baby: I'm calling him squishy and he will be mine
Second years babysitter: Isn't that from finding nemo?
Baby: Yes it is and it's prefect for my child
Baby: For those who want to see Squishy u can come over he's a little scared rn but it's cuz he's not use to me and mom and-
Baby: Oh! Hinata is here now oh and he brought Kageyama......
Baby: Not a good idea
Sugamama: Y not?
Baby: Toru is here I don't want them arguing over something
Milk boi: I'll be good
Baby: I wasn't thinking that u were going to start something it's always Toru anyway let's go
Milk boi: Okay
Sunshine: Yayyyyy!!!
Okay not going to lie I really way a pet ferret or fox or something, but I got nothing anyway that's it for this chapter. Don't forget to vote and comment! BYEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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Fanfictiony/n is typing.... y/n: who took my phone?!! salt boy: how dumb can you be? A chat room which Daichi made for just volleyball updates turns into chaos