❝ why is snape assigned for sex-ed? ❞
in which lila lupin-black has
to go through fifth year with
this woman named umbridge
coming at her every five minutes.
or
in which lila lupin-black fails
terribly at keeping her relationship
with harry a s...
nev: because lila didn't have her phone for the whole summer
parvati: wait why
seamus: didn't remus break it, since he like, raged? 💀
billius: yup
billius: i miss lila :(
mione: dude, you are literally a room away from her-
billius: i know
neville: TELL HER TO TEXT US PLEASEEE
neville: or give your phone to her or something
dean: yeah we don't want to talk to ron anyways 🤣
billius: 🙂
padma: SOMEONE GET THIS GIRL A GOD DAMN PHONE
mione: oh she already has a phone :) !!!
seamus: ...
seamus: WHAT
seamus: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US?!?!
mione: i didn't feel like it
parvati: well?!?! how come she isn't texting the chat...
billius: she's taking like 5 hours to set up the mf phone
billius: since harry got her the "iphone 15 pro pro pro max max max" 🙄
nev: what the hell is that
dean: i need a sugar daddy :(
dean: who wants to be the harry to my lila 🤣‼️
padma: man just get lila into this fucking chat and my life will be completed
lils is online
seamus: she's ALIVE???
you: SNAPE IS TEACHING SEX ED LMFAOOOAOOO
you: i'm honestly confused how he's gonna teach it since he never ... you know
you: the only interaction that man had was hugging lily's dead corpse 💀💀💀
mione: hello to you as well 🥰
dean: SHES ALIVE BROOFIYC
parvati: THANK GOD
billius: um where was this type if energy when i came online 🤣
billius: i see you guys picking favorites ... real mature
nev: BOI😂 NO ONE GIVES A SHIT... LILAS HERE
you: ty ty i love all my fans
you: and damn this camera quality is hella good
mione: i wish i could get a good phone 😔
billius: get your own money and go to the apple store???
mione:
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parvati: someone's missing from this chat... i don't know who but someone is missing. like it feels like someone is missing. but their not. get it? like someone is missing.
padma: guys i think there is someone missing but idk
you: 10 people died in the bronx last night due to the fire that killed 10 people in the bronx last night, during a fire.
seamus: fire officials say all 10 people died due to the fire which was too hot for their bodies.
parvati: the disrespect
dean: i agree with parvati. someone IS missing...
dean: but who?
nev: DEEZ NUTS 🤣‼️💪
you: i nev, that's not how it works...
you: and who fucking cares if there is someone missing we have me which is all that matters!!! 😁
dean: we're talking about your boyfriend bozo
you: *friends with benefits
billius: but you were just saying how harry could throw you around...
mione: kick him out rn
you: no i wasn't
you: stop spreading false information... they could damage my future and it is not funny
billius: but you were?
dean kicked billius
dean: he doesn't get the clue doesn't he???
mione: he never does and that's what i like about him ☺️
mione: UM MU PHONE IS GLITCHING LOL
mione: IDK WHY THAT SENT
mione: HAHAHA
mione: WHERES HARRY????
nev: the question we've been waiting for the answer for
you: isn't he like in court or something LOL
padma: c-c-court?? 😆
you: he like blew up a dementor i think???
you: but idrc dumblewhore is going to find a way for him to get out of this mess anyway
seamus: she's not lying 🥱
mione: lila, molly's calling you for dinner
you: brah i am not eating that dried up chicken that tastes like ass
