the coolest fifth years + ron
mione: lila.. where tf are you at
you: this stupid little bitch
billius: oh well it's sure been
a while
harry: wdym?
you: nothing
harry: anywayssss...
you: ANYWAYS!!! let's talk
about the bitch who looked
like she just got puked on by
pinkie pie 😭😭😭
billius: i would like to say more
patrick star
harry: strawberry shortcake?
mione: she seems nice?? why
are we all hating on her :///
you: this is something
only herion would say
billius: i could see patrick
and herion being the same
person ngl...
mione: ok buddy let's not
go that far
harry: i feel like this year is
going to be a really good year
you: ...
you: well i mean the fact that
your went to fucking wizard
court
mione: (ministry of magic)
you: blah blah 😒
you: are you sure this is
going to be a good year
harry: omg ...
harry: lol i forgot voldemort
came back... WHOOPS
billius: lowkey liked griumland
place 🤗 its giving homey vibes
mione: it sure as hell didn't give
homey vibes to sirius when he
was there 🤣🤣🤣
daddyreggie is online
daddyreggie: FOULLL ☠️☠️☠️
daddyreggie is offline
harry: omg... voldemort
you: boy shut the fuck up
billius: nah cause if i was harry
i would be EATING all the
attention i was getting from
voldemort
billius: cause HEAR ME TF OUT
you: oh i'm hearing you out
alright
mione: OK! time for bed guys
harry: why didn't voldemort
kill me before i read this
conversation...
you: nah cause harry highk
using voldy for cloutttt
you: liekkk cmon 😭😭
he don't even want you
that bad
billius: harry better than me
bc if i was harry i would be
waiting for him with my
legs spread OUT
mione: i will admit... voldy
is a little fine 🤭
harry: oh hell fucking no
harry: maybe only tom riddle,
but that's explainable 🙄
billius: giving me flashbacks
when lila first joined the gc
and admitted that she had a
tea party with him
you: good times
good times 🤧
mione: hello???!!!
you: ok well let's about
HIS DAUGHTER???
billius: oh my god i forgot
harry: ugh what if she's after me
you: SHUT
you: THE
you: FUCK
you: UP
you: sorry i ate too
much cheese bread
mione: delicious i can not
lie to you all
billius: true that
you: hubby + wifey having the
same interests 🥹🥹🥹
harry: ok guys ik you are all
annoyed with me but what if
elara gaunt IS coming after
me
you: okay i'm sorry for always
shutting down your fears but
i'm being so fr don't worry bc
as long as you have us
you: NO ONE FUCKING DIES
mione: NO ONE FUCKING DIES
billius: NO ONE FUCKING DIES
harry: NO ONE FUCKING DIES
you: brb gonna knock on some
wood
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𝐅𝐀𝐈𝐓𝐇𝐅𝐔𝐋³- h.potter
Fanfic❝ why is snape assigned for sex-ed? ❞ in which lila lupin-black has to go through fifth year with this woman named umbridge coming at her every five minutes. or in which lila lupin-black fails terribly at keeping her relationship with harry a s...
