Chapter 5

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Cheat Sheet
sonzuku/null/Izuchan: Midoriya Izuku
Cockatoo/Zashi: Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic
Dadzawa/Shou: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead
Pew: Snipe
;)/Nem: Kayama Nemuri | Midnight
#1hero: Ectoplasm
Goddess: Shuzenji Chiyo | Recovery Girl
Chimera: Nedzu
insomniSNACK: :)

Yuuei Staff

sonzuku: hey lol

sonzuku: hypothetically

Cockatoo: HELLO LISTENER!!! :D

sonzuku: what would you do

sonzuku: if you accidentally punched some dude in an ally

Cockatoo:

Dadzawa:

Pew:

;):

Dadzawa: what did you do problem child.

;): ARE YOU OK MY SON?

sonzuku: don't worry it's just hypothetical :)

sonzuku: so anyway

sonzuku: continuing on with said hypothetical

sonzuku: let's say the dude you punched has been stalking you lol

sonzuku: and has been trying to get you to join his freaky bookclub or something

#1hero: Stalking?

Dadzawa: are you sure this is a hypothetical?

sonzuku: anyway let's also say the only reason you punched him wasn't cuz of the weird stalking thing

sonzuku: but it was cuz there was a rly scared little girl with bandages all over her arms and legs who he was dragging with him

sonzuku: and now the dude you punched is pissed and you're hiding in a dumpster with a like 3-4 year old girl :)

Dadzawa: there is literally no way this is a hypothetical.

Dadzawa: what did you get yourself into.

sonzuku: ....yea you caught me

sonzuku: LMFAO HE'S MONOLOGUING

Chimera: Send us your location, Null-kun. I'll have heroes dispatched to the scene.

sonzuku: nah

Dadzawa: what the hell do you mean nah?

sonzuku: by the time you get here villain dude will be gone and therefore so will we

sonzuku: we'll either escape before you get here or die lol

Chimera: We are heroes. Have some faith.

;): NULL SEND YOUR LOCATION NOW

;): VILLAINS ARE NOT JOKING MATTERS.

Cockatoo: Null ur a good kid. pls just send ur location.

#1hero: I promise heroes will get there in time if you just let us. 

;): null?

Chimera: I believe he is not answering.

Dadzawa: fuck.

The Bully Busters -1

null: somni

insomniSNACK: ?

null: you live in northern musatafu right? i remember you mentioned that once

insomniSNACK: Creepy that you remembered but yes

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