The Chamber Of Secrets (#2nd Book)

Sorry Sia, but Neville's already on the Chandelier

Disclaimer... I do not own Percy Jackson or Harry Potter. They belong to Rick Riordan and J.K. Rowling. I simply had the audacity to make them brothers. On with the Story! Btw, I just love this song too much to use it as a pun. You may not know, but my first ever English song was Titanium by Sia.(If you do not include My Bonnie and Blackbird by The Beatles.)

With just their luck, their first class was DADA. Lockhart stood with all his glory and smiled at the students. All the girls sighed at it while the guys groaned. Percy was silently banging his head on his book. Mini Lockhart on the book was not pleased, which very much pleased Percy in return.

Lockhart had an idea, and a crazy idea at that, just like him. He freed the pixies he had brought on the students. Two pixies carried a screaming Neville and hung him up on the chandelier while the rest of the screaming students ran out of the class. The pixies were equally persistent on targeting Percy as he was swarmed. So Percy did the logical thing. He picked up his book, much to the horror of mini Lockhart, and started playing baseball.

Finally Hermione was fed up as she stood up and shot the spell, "Immobulous!" the pixies all froze and floated in the air like bubbles.

"Your book's destroyed." Harry pointed to the tatter remains of Percy's book.

"The horror." Percy drawled as he rolled his eyes and picked it up. Mini Lockhart was looking at him in anger so Percy stuck his tongue at him, making him angrier.

It was worth it.

The day was over and the four were in the Common Room.

"Can I bunk all the DADA classes?" Percy innocently asked Hermione.

"Count me in." Harry and Ron added eagerly.

"No." Hermione said and that was the end of the conversation.

Remember how Percy had 'predicted' that Harry was going to have a fan following? Well, he got one. Collin Creevey, first year, Gryffindor.

They were at the Great Hall during a free period when Percy saw a first year looming behind Ron.

"Um, Ron?" Percy nodded towards the first year. Harry glanced up from his books and saw the boy grinning at him.

"Collin, not now." Ron whispered and basically pushed him away.

"What was that about?" Harry asked as he saw the first year walking backwards, still looking at him.

"That's Collin. I promised him a photograph of you." Ron replied.

Percy grinned as he hollered down the table, "You both owe me 2 Knuts!"

Two "C'mon Harry!" was heard back from the twins. Percy patted Harry and jogged over to them.

"Your brother is spending too much time with my brothers." Ron whispered to Harry.

"Tell me about it." Harry grumbled as he banged his head on his book with a loud thump.

I managed to bring up the awesome friendship of the Pranking Duo and the King in this short scene too. And let me tell you, I love it. Comment what you think about this chapter. Till then.

Raven.