Star Wars the bad batch one shot (COMPLETED)

Bad batch

I literally got this from a lost scene from shrek the third and decided to make it a one shot in this.

You were sleeping alone in the feild as the sun rises. Once you were still sleep you heard a voice.

"Y/n? Y/n?"

"Rex?" You opened your eyes to see the vision or rex.

Rex smiled "y/n what are you doing? Let's get out of here?"

You smiled in excitement "you mean it just you and me?"

You vision goes from rex to hunter looking confused "Who else? Come one we gotta go" hunter walked you rubbed your eyes as hunter said "come on y/n we found a cave rise and shine?"

"Rise and shine?" You asked.

" you don't want the imperial schmanzy pants to get there first do ya?"

"No but they were already ahead of us" you assured him about the imperials who were coming after you.

"Not anymore" omega said. Running towards you and hunter.

"But where's wrecker echo and tech?" You asked as you ran to catch up.

"Wrecker, echo and tech" omega repeats not knowing what she'll say.

They're up ahead, scouting about like they normally do it's totally normal" hunter said "they're gonna give us the ol... cha cha cha cha.... if they see anything that we should worry about now let's just focus on the task at hand."

You were confused "sure yeah but we were lost how'd you find it?" You asked.

Omega walks up to a big scrub parts the leaves "lucks on our side" she said smiling.

You looked up and walked towards the humongous cavern. "It's nothingjusy think of it as a giant door that'll lead you to a beast protecting its giant treasure" hunter said you looked at him in confusion it's not like him "grab your gun and get in ther and Plummel the beast grab the holocron , beat the Bullies and love thy partner and be a bad bitch."

You walked in the cave it was dark and quiet "hello?" You said as your voice echoed in the cave.You walked in slowly it was really dark and scary when you got in the corner you see the holocron on the pedestal of rock surrounded by a bit. "Hunter, omega I found the holocron"You were gonna walked toward it as you heard a sound as you turned around you don't know what's in her as you held up your gun "I can do this. I can do this"

You try to defend yourself from nothing that you see. then you see a huge shadow of a beast starts showing on a rock at the side of the wall. Very slowly the beast emerges from around the rock and it's very silly looking it's got a skull head and a moss body blanket you see antlers on the skull.

The monster began to accidentally trip and fall  "what the heck is that?" You asked yourself.

In the corner hunter and omega watches as Slowly the creature stand back up. Little did you know it was actually echo, tech, and wrecker inter all of it.

"What are you doing clumsy?" Tech wispers trying not to get you to hear them.

"You got the eyeholes do your thing" wrecker said as tech pushed u button to make a hissing sound "that didn't work now what?"

"I don't know. Charge them" echo said.

The monster thing run towards you. You stand your ground your getting closer you get ready for the stab and the. Step aside and they boys as  the silly monster go down in to the hole.

Hunter face palms as omega copy's him "all right y/n" said hunter with his thumb up  "way to take care of business not get the holocron and let's go and take omega with you"

You nod as omega runs to you and grabs your hand as you both ran to it.

Tech with the skull has peer up then echo and wrecker follow. Hunter looks at the three and does the one simple hand signal that was 'get back down'

The three gave hunter the 'we're sorry' face as they go down'

You grabbed the grail "I got it"  you walked off with it as the real monster pops up.

"Y/n!" Omega shout as you turn around the dragon rises up into flames the dragon roars as omega runs away and hunter runs over pushes you out of the way making you slid across the floor.

The dragon head butts Hunter as he goes flying. You picked up your gun ready to finish the dragon and you bumped into a wall as the dragon approached your.

Hunter pulls himself up onto the dragons head, grabs the horns trying to distract the dragon but not having much luck.

Then the guys that were in the silly costume runs infront of you while the silly monster sound plays making the dragon, you, hunter and omega going "huh?"

Dragon looks and then roars  scaring the boys back in the whole then the dragon turns back towards you.

Hunter tried to distract it by raving it like a crazy clone bad batch cowboy he falls of and hits the wall knocking him out.

The dragons tail swoops you jumped out of the way you ran under the dragon then you it's back

The dragon tries to not you but couldn't reach you.  Hunter wakes up to see what's going on.

You looked at the wall which gave you and idea you jumped off the dragon and shoot the wall as it land on the dragon and kill it.

Hunter looks shocked. Omega ran up to you and helped you up and gave you the holocron as tech, echo and wrecker remove their costumes.

"Hunter I did it" I said proudly.

"You did it" he said in beat.

"Come one we gotta go before Crosshairand his imperial squad finds us"

You picked up omega and walked off leaving hunter still in disbelief about what's happened.

"I bet you fell pretty good about this one" echo said

"Sure why not" hunter asked.

"So you're not going to they'll them the truth?" Tech asked

"Yeah" wrecker Agreed.

"We'll all be on our way before anyone's the wiser" hunter said "the three gives hunter the eyeball "come on"

They all leave the cave off to doing stuff elsewhere.