This is not a romantic thing It's just a little comedy inspired by pewdiepie ducks video. (And if any of you read my other Star Wars one shots you'll definitely see this more often but with different characters.)
Based on a true story....
Ducks
Wrecker : *opens the door* hey cross
Crosshair : *was watching duck vids before logging off and looked at wrecker* what?
Wrecker : I wrote a book I think you're gonna love it. It was inspired by you *hands him the book*
Crosshair: *looks at the title that says twilight* this is already been written.
Wrecker ; WHAT?!
Crosshairs : maybe it will be difficult *opens the book to sees a picture two male aliens together* this is a graphic gay porno.
Wrecker: are you telling me that all the twilight is the same?
Crosshair: it's pretty much the same thing I'm sorry
Wrecker : shit
Crosshair: what's with all the duck references though?
Wrecker : what do you mean duck references.
Crosshair : "I'm a duck quack quack stupid cross doesn't suspect a thing"
Wrecker : where did you get that idea?
Crosshair: why are you sweating?
Wrecker: *sweating like a pig* what do you mean sweating?
Crosshair: "haters gonna hate ducks gonna duck quack"
Wrecker : goes after his brother and beats the shit out of him.*
Y/n: what's going on here?" *puts her finger up and looks at the book* what is this it's so beautiful *looks at wrecker * did you write this?
Wrecker: uh yeah
They began to flirt then later wrecker was dead in a bath tub.
Y/n: I know I duck when I see one bitch *licks the knife*
Still a better love story than twilight.
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Star Wars the bad batch one shot (COMPLETED)
FanfictionThis is the remake of a one shot story I accidentally deleted
