Danganronpa V3 Chatfic : Welcome To Hell

cause im an international....SUPER SPY!!!

Kokichi POV
As I set up for the sleepover, a lot more of was on my mind then usual. I'm really worried about Shumai. He's been acting really weirdly ever since the username change. I really wanna know why he got so upset about it. I really wanna do whatever I can to make him feel better.

I honestly thought making his name transgender energy would make him laugh, considering that one time we joked about he would be a very pretty girl. But.... thinking back, did Shumai ever laugh at that joke?

Thinking back, he didn't seem happy at all about it. There you go again Kokichi. Pushing people out of your lives. Why can't you just act normally you little shit. You should just go jump off a-

I close my eyes and breathe. I really hate intrusive thoughts. It makes me feel like a psycho. But I'm not a psycho, right? .....right? .....I continue to set up my house. Just as I finish, I look over see that the time is exactly 6:00pm. Perfect! I go on the group chat.

💅🌈Hell🌈💅
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satan likes panta : Hey bitches, I finished setting up. Y'all ready to come over yet?

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They all replied with texts saying they are coming. At 6:08, the first few people arrive. And by 7:00 everyone is here.

Nobody POV
"Okay everyone, I suggest we play a party game to start out!", Tsumugi announced to everybody. They all looked at her and mumbled in agreement.

"So who's going first?", Kaede asked after we were all seated. "You can, I guess," Shuichi answered. "Oh okay!", she smiled. She turned to her right. Kaito was sitting there. "Truth or dare?", she asked. He chose dare, so she dared him to tell a pick up line to Maki. One cheesy pun later, and Maki is walking away with a bright red face proclaiming she needed to use the bathroom.

After she came back, the game continued on for a while. Himiko got dared to hug all the guys in the room, which made Tenko almost go feral. Angie admitted that she was pansexual, and Miu almost got sacrificed to Atua when she asked if that means she was sexually attracted to pans. Ironic since Miu is pan herself.

Kokichi POV
"Hey, I have an idea!", Miu stated loudly. "What is it you filthy cum dumpster?", I asked cutely. "Shut up Cockichi! Anyways, how bout we all go and try to spy on Class 77-B, who so happen to live a few floors above us." I smirked evilly. "I don't want to disrespect their privacy, but that does sound like it could be fun!", Shumai answered.

In the end, it was me, Miu, Shuichi, Kaede, Angie, Rantaro, and Tsumugi who agreed to go along. We all sneaked out of my apartment, and made our way up the elevator. Of course, we had our spy gear on. Aka, Saihara-chan's closet. We were all dressed in black clothing, and of course we had cameras and some materials for the possible prank here or there.

When we got to the floor, we all piled into the convenient vent that connected everybody's rooms. Shumai knew where all the rooms were because somehow he got indirectly adopted by Nevermind and Nanami from this class. I was also close friends with Komeada, so I helped out a bit too.

First, we went to Twogami's room. It was empty, so we had a bit of fun. When we were finished, it looked like someone had crapped all over the place in the gayest way possible. Miu said that analogy reminded her of me, which made me mad even though it was low-key the truth.

We went to Mahiru's apartment next, and Tsumugi went crazy when she saw that Hiyoko and her were cuddling on her couch. She took multiple pictures and a video, and Rantaro put avocado stickers everywhere while Angie drew very explicit fanart of some anime characters on the bathroom wall.

We went through everybody's apartments, and either completely destroyed or learned juicy secrets and destroyed everything. I especially had a lot of fun redecorating Kazuichi's place with rainbows and dick drawings. Shuichi threw glitter all over his, "parents", apartments and let Angie take some pictures and videos of them sleeping on the couch for blackmail. He said he felt bad about it though, which was kinda a downer but it didn't really affect our fun.

Finally, we got to the last apartment. Nagito Komeada's place. "Okay, last stop guys. Then we're going back.", Kaede stated. She has a bit of fun as well, trashing Teruteru's apartment especially. Apparently he had tricked her into playing a sex song on her piano in front of the principal. Let's just say, she might have over-joyed her revenge.

We all peaked threw the vent opening, the crawled out when it was confirmed nobody was in our range of sight. We then started trashing the place. But as our work went on, we started hearing odd noises. We all voted that Rantaro and Tsumugi should go check it out while the rest of us quietly continued.

Everything was going great, until we heard a scream. "RUN BITCHES RUN, WE DONE FUCKED UP HAHAHA", Rantaro stated as he ran back out to where we all were. Obviously, we were all confused, but we still ran. Slowly, people started to wake up and see their apartments in a mess and come outside to join the chase of all of us.

"SCATTER!", Miu shouted over all the commotion. I couldn't really see who I ended up with, but nonetheless both of us kept running as fact as we could. A few minutes later, I saw a storage closet so I pointed it out and we both ducked inside and locked the door.

Luckily, we didn't hear anyone so it looked like we lost them. I finally looked over to see who I was with. And of course, it was Shumai. "Oh boy, was that exhilarating Shumai! Kinda reminded of the time I spent with my evil organization, nishihihi~"

Shumai looked over at me and gave me a tired smile. "Yeah, it kinda was." He then started to laugh, which made me get butterflies in my stomach. I kept my cool on the outside though, because I am Kokichi Ouma, the Ultimate Supreme Le-

"Hey, are you okay? Your face looks kinda weird and you keep staring at me. Are you sick?"

...or not. Atuadamnit.