Chapter 1: Primrose Pinwheel

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AN: Feel free to listen to the music above, love y'all :]

The Joker swung from the lamp in violent circle, firing his gun at random. His terrifying laughter ringing through the warehouse. "Come out Batsy, I just want to play!" He demanded. He looked around, waiting to find the dark knight. "Bats you were just in front of me, I know you're here."

Nothing.

He called out, "Batsy??"

Still Nothing.

Suddenly the Joker felt the lamp give way, the string had been cut. He shot a glance up at the wall, a batarang was lodged in. The clown squeezed his eyes shut waiting for impact, But was greeted with the arms of Harley.

He greeted her with a quick kiss on the cheek "There ya are puddin' I was wondering where ya' went. Glad you caught me from going splat." He laughed at his own joke.

Harley gave him a forehead kiss in return and set him down. Pulling her hammer from her holster, "Batboy this ain't hide n' seek. Show ya' pretty face."

That question was answered when Joker and Harley were greeted with a empty grate was thrown at them. Harley shattered it into pieces with a swift bat of her hammer. She yelled in retaliation, "You're gonna hafta' try harder to hurt us!" Her voice pounding with confidence,

When she turned around to face Joker, he was already tied up with Batman at his side. "Puddin' that was a classic distraction. Now I recommend you RUN." At the end he had bit Batman's hand, vying for Harley to escape.

Just as Batman pushed the Joker off of him, Harley was gone and one the windows was broken in. "We've snuck as low as biting?" He snarled. The Joker only replied in the form of bone-chilling laughter. Kicking his legs in hysterics.

The police sirens blared louder as they crept closer to the abandoned warehouse. The Joker laughed again, "You know they can't keep me for long, I'll break out again and we'll start the game again." He suddenly gripped the bottom of Batman's mask, pulling him down to his level. "One day you have to kill me. You like this game don't you?!" He tilted his head at the dark knight, "You're my favorite too Batsy!"

Although, he wasn't entirely wrong. Batman had got into the rhythm of fighting then capturing the Joker, that he never notice the amount of times he had done it over and over. Neither of them kept count anymore. It was an endless tango with bruises and cuts.

A voice snapped him back into reality,. A police officer at the opposite side the Joker was, "We'll take it from here."

Batman turned around, finding the Joker already snuggled in the back of a cop car. Both of them locked gazes, the Joker still having a smile plastered on his face. He blinked and focused on the Officer on his side, "Harley Quinn escaped, she's still out there."

The officer shrugged, "That's at least one criminal not out in the streets anymore."

Batman nodded, "I guess you're right." He hopped out the broken window and fired his grappling hook then flew out. Dead set on finding Harley

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"Padre!" Robin called out, "Are you still up for game night?" He held up an Uno deck.

Bruce retorted, "Isn't way past your bedtime?" Pulling off his mask and shuffling his black hair. He looked at the time, 2:37 am.

Dick shrugged, "Yes but you're always out late and I-"

"Please go to bed, I play with you in the morning. K, kid?" Bruce ruffled Dick's hair.

"Fine.." he groaned, dragging his feet to his room.

Bruce turned away, "If only I wasn't Batman. I could have a normal relationship with my son." He glanced at his mask that he tossed to the side. "Just remember why you started to be Batman. To prevent what happened to you, happen to others."

He should at least try to make up on missing game night. Maybe he'll make Dick's favorite Breakfast, with Alfred's help of course.

AN: Before anyone says anything, Joker and Harley are just friends that are touchy, like from the Lego Batman games.

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⏰ Last updated: Nov 22, 2022 ⏰

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