Greetings my favourite human, How are you faring, good I hope. I am doing fabulous, as always, in my greatness it should be no surprise that i- I don't have that much time after all ruling over Mount Olympus is no easy task.
However I have to check up on you for I can't trust such a fragile human to remain safe now can I? Now unfortunately I have to go but I shall come check on you soon, stay well my dear.
Sincerely, Zeus.
p.s. call me big guy in the sky again and I will smite you
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