26. When watching a nature documentary with your girlfriend. You don't want to get a boner when you see two chipmunks getting it on.
27. While watching the Logo channel. Especially when watching anything with RuPaul.
28. When "Karma Chameleon" starts playing on the radio while you're in the bathroom of a gas station/convenience store in Chemult.
29. When the pilot tells you that “we will be encountering some slight turbulence up ahead.
30. The same time someone kicks that springy door-stop thingy and makes it go "Boi-oi-oi-oinggggg."
