61. When your cousin tells you all about how she just got dumped and she's so lonely. Except in Alabama.
62. Anywhere within a 500 ft. radius of Richard Simmons.
63. While standing in front of your classroom giving your oral report on cannibalism/necrophilia.
64. When next to a hairy guy at the beach lotioning himself up.
65. Any moment during a sumo wrestling match, whether participant or spectator.
