56. When a street evangelist is talking to you about how much Jesus loves you. Blessed is he who cums in the name of the Lord!
57. When a religious buddy lays hands on you in prayer.
58. While making repeated attempts to get through the airport metal detector and the assistant has to break out the portable detector.
59. While giving the weather forecast.
60. When you jump on to the back of your (male) friend.
