These are in addition to my table story.
My first camping trip when I was in second grade someone offered my mom and I crack
The 5th Grade Fall Camping Trip
my friend pushed me, I snapped at her, we both cried for a half an hour and then proceeded to play BS like nothing happened
We where camping with an older troop and one of the older girls refused to tell us her name so we called her Gerard
2 girls in my troop got into a fight over the top bunk and someone ended up almost breaking their nose and the other with a black eye (if you remember Mandarin Oranges and Birdie, it's them)
There was a high ropes course and I was having an anxiety attack due to acrophobia and my friend told me that we where perfectly safe because if we weren't one of our troop members would have been dead.
end of 5th grade fall camping stories
After I was stuck in the lodge with a broken foot, I made a box oven called caliente (it means hot in Spanish if you weren't aware)
My friend smothered herself in so much sunscreen that she looked like Samaria from the ring and put her feet through her sweatshirt sleeves and stayed like that for about 2 hours
We walked for a quarter mile on the side of a highway to go caving
6th Grade Spring Encampment
I had to explain to a first grader that she can't walk through fire
I had to prevent another first grader from drinking the bleach we used for sanitizing dishes (I don't want to eat off a dirty dish 🤷🏻)
My friend got high on marshmallows and baby bottle pop
I had to drag my friend who had just fallen asleep after having a migraine out of the tent because it was flooding and our stuff would get wet, so we stayed the rest of the night on the porch outside the bathhouse.
End of spring encampment
I stayed overnight with 2 of my friends as we where going to clean the camp so they said we could stay there and we made bean and rice burritos and it tasted so bad like it was painful
I was in my cabin and I had to pee but there was noises from behind the cabin and I was like "nope"
Summer Camp
2 of the people on my cabin tried to summon slender man
People thought I was 2 years older than I actually am because I "seemed mature"
My councilors set up TRIPLE DECKER HAMMOCKS and proceeded climb in them
Someone made an anonymous borderline ableist comment to someone (she was deaf) and we all got punished
I had to clean up poop in the showers
I hope you enjoyed my ~interesting~ camp stories and tell me if you want me to elaborate on any of them. no pole for today as I have the next part already written and ready to publish on June 10 for my last day of school. Anyways stay safe loves
