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Genderbent P.2//LoV

Genre: crackfic/comedy

Lol this hasn't been edited soo yeah. Feel free to laugh at my mistakes, aight?

(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Sorry in advance for any spelling errors ♥

Request by lexist_congrats

"It's been like three weeks when is this shit gonna be over"Shigaraki groans from on the couch her blue hair that got much longer, matted and tangled.

"My hair is so much harder to take care of when it's this long"

Just then Dabi walks in, her hair somehow manages to be perfectly brushed and even nicely done back into a bun. .

"Hey!" Shiggy says "how the hell is your hair so perfectly done? Mine was longer than yours as a boy and I took better care of it then you did. When did you learn hair?" Dabi takes one look at Shigaraki hair and snorts.

"Lol, you look terrible." Shigaraki rolls her eyes in annoyance

"I know! Why the hell do you think I want this shit to be over!" She shouts at her.

"Whatever." Dabi then turns to walk away only to be met by a knife at the throat.

"Shiggy babe needs help, you can do hair, I can do hair and makeup! Guess what's happening." Says Toga excitedly removing the knife from her facial area and jumping up and down giddily. Dabi groans and backs away but Shigaraki looks slightly intrigued.

"Actually." She says "that doesn't sound terrible, my hair definitely needs help." Toga nods excitedly at her and then turns to grab Dabi who's trying to run away. Let's be real though, Shiggy ended up regretting saying yes to the spa day, at least for a little while.

"Come on! It's spa day!" He says. His red eyes glint happily in the bars dusty light. "And no, you aren't getting out of it!"

"Oh god-"

And that's why Kurogiri finds two young adults and an older teen sitting in the living room with green face masks, sitting in a line and braiding hair with Toga, whose hair was to short to be braided, sitting in the back of the line, legs cris cross and looking very happy. Mamagiri sighs, her misty self safe from being manicured as it's well, mist.

"You know what? I'm just gonna go clean the young bosses room. Try not to over do it."

"Okay!" Toga turned back to Dabi's hair and finishes up a braid and turns to do the next before peeking over the girls shoulder to see what she had been doing. When he sees Shigaraki's hair he gasps. It's not perfectly untangled mostly braided and the braids in her hair that are complete are the most well done braids he had ever seen.

"Whoa, Dabi! How are you so good at braiding hair?!" He asks the older girl who just scoffs.

"Dude I'm the oldest, meaning I had the most time with my mom, and that I had a younger sister. You think I didn't have my fair share of spa days and dress up? Hell, even Natsuo had to learn to braid Shoto's hair because Fuyumi loved it when we were little."

"Aww" Toga squealed, which honestly sounded weird in his now much lower voice. "That is so cute! Your such a great big brother! Well, sister right now I guess." Dabi smiles a little, memories flooding over her.

"Yeah, I guess."

After finally finishing up with the hair, Toga pulls out nail polish and has to chase Shiggy around the house to come sit down. To which she only listened when he threatened to grow away her gaming system.

"Bitch" she grumbled as she sat on the couch and has her toenails painted a bright bubblegum pink which was completely against her will. Her fingernails were already a crimson red, which "matched her eyes" Toga claims and a every other nail had little gaming system on them (togas really fucking talented what's can I say?). Dabi didn't even care anymore and just let Toga chatter on about how hot Uraraka and Deku were as he painted her nails black and purple adding on blue flames on the long nails. Then when the paint is dry Toga decides to go shopping, come back with a bunch of clothes and then they try out plenty of new outfits before Toga chooses one for each of them. And then finally, hours later they're done and Toga just stands there and admires his work.

"Omg you look so hot!" He says to both Dabi and Shigaraki who unwillingly blush. She isn't wrong however and both girls feel surprisingly confident in their new outfits, hair and makeup.

Shigaraki is wearing a white turtle-neck crop top with the words "SAVAGE" in ruby red. her long hair pulled back into a ponytail with braided sides. She has on simple ripped skinny jeans that shows off the curve of her ass, and short, ankle high, high heeled shoes. The only makeup being blush to add color to her cheeks, some mascara, winged eyeliner, and some light, blue eyeshadow. As well as some darkish link lipstick to hide the chapped-ness of her crusty ass lips. The piercings are in as well, silver ring ones at the top of her ear and a skeleton hand in both ears at the bottom. She also had a in a gold nose ring (on the side not one of those bull ones)

Dabi was wearing a crop top as well, her however being a low v cut and a dark purple. She was wearing booty shorts, and some fishnet leggings underneath. She had on a leather jacket with lots of belts and buckles. A pair of black knee high, sliver studded, high heeled boots, matched her jacket. And all her piercings were in this means her like 4 ear piercings (on each ear) her belly button ring, her nose stud, her lip ring AND her eyebrow piercings. Her makeup was thick black eyeliner, and dark red lipstick.

"And look at me!" Toga shouts spinning around choppy blonde hair flying out around him. "I totally pull off this look! Even as a boy!" He's wearing a crop top (notice a trend?) and a very short pair of shorts, the crop top is a striped black and yellow with a white collar. He's also wearing knee high socks that are solid black except for at the top where it's black and white stripes. The shoes are black, chunky heeled boots and he's not wrong. He's killing the look.

"Okay but now that we look amazing where do we go?" Dabi asks. Toga rolls his eyes which are heavily layered with eyeshadow.

"The club or something dumbass" he says as if it's the most obvious thing in the world "I mean look at how we're dressed, we aren't staying home, that's for sure." He grabs the keys to Dabi's car and runs out the door. "Last one there gets stabbed!"

Dabi was stabbed that night.

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When four weeks had gone by they were all finally back to normal.

Kurogiri was indifferent as being a female wasn't really all that exciting for him, it was mostly the same. Babysit the kids and try not to die, or let them die.

"THANK ALL FOR ONE IM BACK TO NORMAL" shouts Shigaraki when he was up with his original gender again.

"Oh hey, Im back to normal!" Dabi says "that's great" and then he falls back asleep, to his nightmare of the first and only time he had a period.

Toga didn't notice until she went to the bathroom. Everyone in the base heard her yell "AWW, MY DICK IS GONE" yeah, she's kinda weird...

Hi! Hope you liked this! It was really fun to write even though now my fingers are tired and I probably won't update for another two weeks- (jk I don't actually fucking know) if you liked this don't forget to vote, and comment! I appreciate everyone who does! 

—CoffeeAddict

[Word Count 1325]