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bobae: hey seonghwa, did you know 'thot' means 'thoughtful person' in english? seonghwa: really? i didn't know that english slang. [later] seonghwa: thanks so much for the help, hongjoong. you're such a thot. hongjoong, wheezing: i'm a what??
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bobae: don't ever let a recipe tell you how many choc chips to put in. you measure that shit with your heart
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bobae: since i'm gonna be gone for a while, i've left a complimentary bowl of advice bobae: *picks a paper out of the bowl* for example, 'wooyoung, stop doing that' applies to everything
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bobae: is something on burning? hongjoong, leaning seductively against the counter: just my desire for you bobae: hongjoong, the toaster is on fire
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bobae: adoption is hard. i just want to make sure we find the perfect fit for our family jongho: *has been there for three hours now* please just pick a plant
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(on the phone) bobae: i just got home, where are you guys? yunho: at the hospital bobae: wait why? what happened? yunho: mingi swallowed a watermelon seed bobae: so? it's not like a watermelon will grow in his stomach yunho: yunho: we'll be home in five minutes
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bobae: darling. sweetie. love of my life hongjoong: you're angry with me aren't you bobae: absolutely LIVID
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bobae: you should put some sunscreen on jongho: i'm a grown man, i don't need it bobae: you think you're stronger than the sun? jongho: bobae: THE SUN??
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bobae: *playing with yeosang's hair* yeosang: stop it, bobae. you're ruining my reputation bobae: get off my lap then yeosang: no
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bobae: i'm a simple woman, with simple needs san: sipping tea and getting dick? bobae: sipping tea and getting dick
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bobae at church: forgive me father for i have sinned bobae: *under her breath* i'm sorry daddy i've been naughty
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hongjoong: so seonghwa and i - yunho: are getting married? hongjoong: no, we - bobae, pulling out a binder: sit down, yunho and i have the whole thing planned out
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bobae: i hope you have the day you deserve wooyoung: is that a compliment or a threat? bobae: :)
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yunho: how do i get out of the friendzone? bobae: omg who put you there bestie?
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bobae: it's too hot for a leather jacket jongho: i look cool bobae: you look pale and sick jongho: sick as fuck
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bobae: 4 MONTHS?? san: it's not that big of a deal... yeosang: what's going on? bobae: YOU WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT FOR 4 MONTHS??
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bobae: so if you have any questions just let me know mingi: i have a question! bobae: cool, thanks for letting me know
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