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yunho: date someone who will wake you up at 3:am to look at the stars bobae: if anyone, and i mean ANYONE, wakes me up at 3:am to look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life
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bobae: *whispers into her coffee cup* help me
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yeosang: i need your help. bobae: okay, who are killing? i won't do kids, that's a rule bobae: but that rule is negotiable if the kid's a dick
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hongjoong: hey. what do bees make bobae: i know this joke but i love you so i'll follow through bobae: honey hongjoong: ..... yes dear fhdhhdfhhf
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san: i'm sorry san: please talk to me san: hello??. san: worlds most amazing person? san: sweet pea? san: beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure?? bobae: sorry doesn't bring back my fucking m&ms
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yunho: it's a little muggy outside today. bobae: i swear to god, if i go outside and all our mugs are on the lawn, i'm leaving. yunho: *sips coffee from bowl*
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seonghwa: oh, fiddlesticks bobae: look, i understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language
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hongjoong: knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit seonghwa: wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad mingi: philosophy is wondering whether that makes ketchup a fruit smoothie bobae: common sense is knowing ketchup isn't a fucking fruit smoothie
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bobae: i have the sharpest memory! name one time i forgot something wooyoung: you left me in a wallmart parking lot, like, two weeks ago bobae: i did that on purpose, try again
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jongho: you're blocking the view bobae: i am the view
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hongjoong: *rolls over in bed and knees bobae in the ribs* bobae: ow, you kneed me hongjoong, sleepily: yeah i do need you
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bobae, giving atiny questionable advice: you need them to think you're stronger than you actually are atiny: is that what you do? bobae: me? oh no, my power is no illusion. i can fucking demolish you
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san: have you been yelled at by bobae? jongho: i'm not scared of her san: so that's a no
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bobae: *slowly removes her heart-shaped glasses* i beg your fucking pardon?
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yunho: how do you feel about children? bobae: they're okay i guess? i mean if i saw one i wouldn't throw a rock at it yunho: why would you throw a rock at a child?? bobae: i just said i wouldn't
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bobae: okay, we gotta get through this locked door. quick, give me your credit card seonghwa: *hands over the card* bobae: *pocketing the card* thanks. yunho, kick the door down
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bobae, aggressively throwing water bottles: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE! seonghwa: uh... yeosang: she's trying to yell good mental health and well-being into us bobae: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!! yunho: *sniffling* its working
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