[OLD] 𝓽𝓭𝓲 𝓰𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓹𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓽𝓼 (except mal screws everything up)

we're losing ourselves now

small note; chapter has mentions of offing yourself in a joking way, please don't take this seriously, don't kys ur so smexy UYHJDKNSB ndklswa. k bye

Mike: Alejandro|| I'm tall, I'm tanned,

I'm young, I'm handsome.

I've come here to bring back your wee ones...

So, hush my sweet, condor.

Let me win this one, please.

So try, attack me!

But, I won protection.

I don't feel that pecking.

So, save your objections.

Hush, now, condor,

Let me in the final three.

Whoah! Oof! Aw, no! Ah!

Chris|| Next!

Cody|| I, oh, I-I-I...

I've got problems with condors...

Problems with condors.

Why, oh, why-y-y?

Am I not at home? I ponder...

Trust me, oh, trust me-e!

I'm your best friend,

And I'll never eat eggs agai-i-in!

My licorice! Oof!

Chris|| Good news! You can have another chance later! But first...

Sierra|| I'm a mom now, so don't be giving me flak!

Cause my first chick just hatched, out of his yolk sa-ack!

So, hush, my sweet!

Let me into the final three!

Cody Jr.! No, not Auntie Heather!

Chris||Heather?

Heather|| I...

Sierra|| Waaaaah!

Heather|| How I-I-I...

Sierra|| Oof!

Heather: How I really hate these birdies,

And I wanna live to see my thirties.

These, these feathered jerks.

They're bringing me strife,

And "Cody II,"

I'm not your wife,

For the last time!

Get a life!

Yes!

Thanks, my sweet condor,

Now I'm in the final three!

Cody: tag yourself, I'm the 'my licorice! oof'

Heather: stfu i actually won that

Izzy: when cody said 'oof' it hit me 😊💅🙏

Alejandro: i never thought my husband would send something so hot

Zoey: i

Zoey: i am very uncomfortable with the energy in this room we've created

Mike: condors <3

Lindsay: condoms?

Noah: I hate it. I hate it here