[OLD] 𝓽𝓭𝓲 𝓰𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓹𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓽𝓼 (except mal screws everything up)

Mal ruins everything as usual but Zoey manages to break his neck :)

Mike: we live in a society -🖤

Zoey: fuck

Alejandro: what a great way to start off the day

Heather: I split my morning coffee and rushed to the phone for this?

Alejandro: wait why are you so desperate to see your phone??

Lindsay: oh! It's probably because she matched with this hot guy on tinder and wants to respond to him as fast as she can.

Heather: *bruh*

Alejandro: excuse me

Noah: why the fuck are you on tinder?

Cody:,,,

Heather: well duh i need a sugar daddy you bitches 😫🙏

Noah: ew

Geoff: What is a sugar daddy?

Bridgette: you.

Geoff: oooohhh ok! :D

Ezekiel: are you buying vbucks 🥵🥵🥵😍🥰❤️💕❤️❤️✨‼️

Heather: fuck off

Cody: heather you didnt happen to match with a guy named drake?

Heather: yeah why?

Cody: ohhh that's the tinder account i made for my grandpa i just added pictures of alejandro with slight changes to make him look more sexy

Mike: awooga😩🙏 -🖤

Zoey: ok mal give me your location i'm coming over

Hetaher: i tinder matched with a fucking old man?!??!?!

Alejandro: You were enticed by pictures of me??!?!!

Mike: i'm at the place where me and my drug dealer exchange, i ain't finna tell you where that's at -🖤

Zoey: ARE YOU PUTTING MY FUCKING BOYFRIEND ON CRACK?

Mike: HELL NAH I DO HEROIN CREEP -🖤

Mike: manitoba takes the crack -

**heather has left the group**

Alejnadro: fuck

**alejandro has left the group**

Noah: two down 16 to go.

Scott: mal send me ur location, i want the good shit

Mike: i'm actually at some fucking pizza hut, i think manitoba brought us here :/ -🖤

Scott: well guess i'll keep to my hay bales and chewing tobacco

Mike: damn -🖤

Zoey: how about we DON'T talk about drugs in this group :)

Scott: how about no <3

Mike: i have a good idea on what to talk about next -🖤

**Mike has added Heather and Alejandro**

Mike: am I jesus -🖤

Heather: what the fuck do you want i was busy sobbing?

Alejandro: yes you are <3

Mike: thank you -🖤

Trent: GUYS I JUST HACKED COURTNEY'S SPOTIFY

Trent: HER PLAYLIST IS LEGIT JUST GIRL IN RED AND OTHER LESBIAN TINTED SONGS

Gwen: what

Courtny: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ON MY SPOTIFY

Courtny: YOU ARE INVADING MY PRIVACY AND I AM GOING TO SUE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU FOR THIS