[OLD] 𝓽𝓭𝓲 𝓰𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓹𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓽𝓼 (except mal screws everything up)

Everyday, we stray further from god

Trent: hey guys i'm gonna be marrying alvin from the hit movie alvin and the chipmunks

Izzy: GRRR NO BACK OFF MY MAN DUM WILBUR SOOT RIP OFF

Trent: HES MINE IDOT >:(((

Alejandro: I never thought i'd witness two mentally ill teenaged idiots fight over a fictional chipmunk

Gwen: I feel sad

Courtney: I am depressed

Mike: what has this group chat even turned into-

Noah: idk but everyday i'm more and more afraid of everyone here

Heather: fr i had like- a day of peace and quiet and now yall gotta come and ruin it

Justin: i've come from the terraria underworld because i am very fuckin hot.

Leshawna: please i wanna die in my sleep

Scott: i am concerned for everyone here

Mike: y'all need therapy

Justin: good thing i'm a therapist

Cody: I never knew you were a therapist????

Justin: not a licensed one but it doesn't matter

Noah: give me therapy now peasant

Justin: ok ok ok here is your daily theropay class:

Noah: fuck you

Cody: at this point not sure how to feel about that :)

Gwen: That is wonderful

Leshawna: yes

Justin: lord Justin is here with theropay time

Courtney: give me more theropay justin

Noah: no more noco please :)

Noah: WHY

Cody: WHY DO WE HAVE AFROS????????

Gwen: BEAUTIFUL

Mike: never thought my husbands could get hotter -

Noah: shut up

Alejandro: afro build like leshawnas in action-

Leshawna: please NEVER talk about me in action :)

Justin: I have plenty more theropay where that came from :)

Noah: please no

Izzy: WE'VE UPGRADED FROM AFRO TO WHATEVER THAT IS -

Gwen: HOT

Cody: noahs hair looking taller than his own legs-

Courtney: Is anyone else upset that the heart isn't symmetrical??

Dawn: the aura in this chat is fuckin painful-

Scott: his hair is bigger than my will to live

Mike: i second that

Cody:

Cody: GUYS- WE SHOULD GET THE 3 AM AMONG US HAPPY MEAL

Izzy: YESYESYESYESYES

Noah: i need actual therapy

Trent: LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Mike: AMONG US HAPPY MEALLL

Gwen: CAN ME AND COURTNEY TAG ALONG? WE'LL BRING HEATHER/OUR DOG