[OLD] 𝓽𝓭𝓲 𝓰𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓹𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓽𝓼 (except mal screws everything up)

We made alvin and the chipmunks: chip-wrecked into a musical on broadway

Mike: just scrolled to see three pics of alvin bouta jump off a boat wtf

Izzy: he's my new emo boy sugar daddy

Heather: i hate it here

Scott: Who tf is the red mutant?

Mike: it's a fucking chipmunk

Scott: never watched the movie so-

Mike: That's it, I'm coming over with a gun and I'm making you watch it :)

Scott: L

Izzy: escope wants to come see emo boy sugar daddy

Mike: sure hop in the car i'll come getchu

Heather: guess i'll come as well

Gwen: me and court will come to. Also where are your boyfriends?

Mike: stayed up all night and passed out on the couch. Only i wake up this early smh 😊

Sierra: it's like fucking 5 in the morning

Mike: and?

Courtney: just realized the time jsjssjsj that's way too early to fucking wake up to watch the holy trilogy

Mike: not for me

Izzy: ESCOPE WANTS TO WATCH IT NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW

Mike: hold tf up gotta drive over

Izzy: gonna see my emo boy

Trent: WAIT LEMME COME TOO I LOVE ALVIN???? PLUS HE'S ALSO MY LITTLE EMO BOYE

Izzy: little emo boy in his sexy ass red hoodie

Mike: sure bitch i got the whole trilogy on DVD

Trent: FUCK YESS

Alejandro: i just woke up because my phone wouldn't stfu and i'm greeted to ppl being attracted to alvin from alvin and the chipmunks,, you're all on crack

Izzy: ESCOPE LIKES DOING CRACK, NGL IT TASTES LIKE JESUS

Mike: how do you know what jesus tastes like 😏

Izzy: N E S Q U I K <3

Alejandro: good morning mike-

Mike: morning hoe

Alejandro: ii-

Mike: wake up noah and cody and i'll slit your throat

Alejandro: they're asleep rn we good-

Mike: Good :)

Trent: my boy alvin awaits

Mike: ight i'm pickin yall up

Izzy: ESCOPE WANTS IN CAR

Mike: then get in the fucking car

Mike: comin for the lesbain couple next

Gwen: getting referred to as that. Damn 😃

Courtney : yeah --

Alejandro: why do you even want to watch the alvin and the chipmunks trilogy at 5 in the goddamn morning-

Scott: best not to ask :)

Mike: because alvin

Izzy: because sexy ass emo sugar daddy

Trent: because emo bby

Gwen: <3

Izzy: ESCOPE HAS NEVER REALIZED HOW GOOD MIKE'S PLAYLIST IS