Detective prince with a black mask (MHA x Persona)

The funnies

*Shigaraki (MHA) staring at Izuku (BM)*
Shigaraki:"You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?"
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Mina:"It's not that bad!"
Izuku:"You fucking shot me!"
Mina:"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger?"
Izuku:"What doesn't kill me should fucking run because I'm pissed!"
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*Izuku looks at the phantom thieves failing to hold their weapons properly*
Izuku:"I've come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word then fuck."
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*Class teacher talking about physics*
Izuku:"Schrödinger's cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that's both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day."
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Izuku:"How petty can you get?"
Katsuki:"I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about."
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Katsuki:"You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword."
Izuku:"That's why I carry two swords."

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Kami:"On a scale on one to ten how would you rate your pain?"
Izuku:"Emotionally or physically?"

*Kami stares at Izuku who is bleeding out with several stab wounds*

Kami:"What do you think?"
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Izuku:"Katsumi and I were walking down a street and this dude honked at her."
Katsuki:"Oh god what did she do?"
Izuku:"She chased him to the next light and-"
Katsumi:"Who wants a steering wheel?"
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Katsuki, holding a python:"Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him"
Izuku:"You did WHAT–"
Katsumi:"William Snakepeare"
Izuku:"Don't fucking encourage this!"
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Momo:"What time is it?"
Jiro:"I don't know; pass me that saxophone and we'll find out"

*Jiro plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*

Izuku:"WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING"
Jiro:"It's 2 am"
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Izuku:"Toru and I don't use pet names."
Katsuki:"Hey real quick what do bees make?"
Izuku:"Honey?"
Toru:"Yes Izu?"
Katsuki:"Don't you fucking lie to me ever again."
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*Villain negotiating with Izuku*

Villain:"We have Katsuki. Pay us ten thousand dollars and he'll be returned unharmed."
Katsuki:"Woah woah wait! Ten thousand?! I'm worth so much more!"
Izuku:"Katsuki no"
Katsuki:"MAKE IT TEN MILLION!"
Izuku:"KATSUKI STOP!"
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*Katsuki and Kami in jail*

Kami:"So who do we call?"
Katsuki:"I'd call the nerd... but I feel safer in here."
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Izuku:"Everyone, synchronize your watches."
Katsumi:"I don't know how to do that."
Aoyama:"I don't wear a watch."
Shoto:"Time is a construct."
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Momo:"I think we're missing something here..."
Izuku:"Teamwork?"
Katsumi:"Talent?"
Katsuki:"Bullets?"
Aoyama:"Style?"
Kami:"A general sense of what we're doing?"
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