♆ No One Doesn't Get My Movie Jokes ♆

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I wait patiently on the sand. Three girls are walking. One of them is Sirena and the other two I don't the names of.

"Hi Sirena," I run up to them.

"Um who are you?" The curly, blonde hair girl asks before Sirena could reply back.

"Usually people remember the fiery red hair," I sigh sarcastically, "Also how can you forget me with a tail?"

The brunette says, "You're the other one."

"I have a name," I smirk, "its Ash and you two are?"

The brunette answers, "Mimi."

"Ondina," the blonde girl stands proudly, "Why are you here, stalking us?"

Jake screams, "Hey Ash!"

I turn and smile at him.

My head returns to the girls, "Well I got to go."

"Be careful!" Sirena yells.

I yelp back, "Always am!"

I run over to Jake, "Hi."

He laughs, "Nice to see you."

I nod and sit on the sand.

"So what were you guys talking about?" He questions.

I look up at him, "Who?"

He points over at Sirena, Ondina, and Mimi.

"She was telling me all about Australia," I lie.

I think my life will become a lie now.

He asks, "Why did she say to be careful?"

I smirk, "Be careful of you."

"Come on tell me the truth," he nudges me.

I don't listen him and I tell another lie, "The sharks! Like I said yesterday."

"It is always sharks!" he yells to the heavens.

I laugh, "Jaws!"

"Jaws?" He looks at me like I'm crazy.

I reply, "Jaws, the Steven Spielberg movie where a huge shark terrorizes a small town."

He shakes his head.

"Come on," I complain, "That's a classic!"

"Indiana Jones, you should have seen it?" I ask.

"It's about the state Indiana isn't it?" He answers with a question.

I facepalm, "I can't believe I'm on a date with someone who doesn't know his movies!"

"It's not my fault!" He laughs.

I chuckle, "Please tell me you have at least seen Star Wars!"

"I have heard of Star Wars," he tries for a loop hole.

I push him, "Okay, you need to come to my house and watch those movies!"

"Now?" he asks.

I shake my head, "No, if we are going to watch all those movies, it will take the whole day. You also need to see Ghostbusters 1 and 2, E.T, Rocky, 9 to 5, Superman, and Footloose."

"Well alright," he goes in awe, "That's a lot."

"It's your fault for not seeing those movies," I grin.

He looks at his phone and panics, "Crap, I'm almost late."

He stands up, "This was a nice date."

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