Kinkajou: Welcome back to the Jade Winglet Ship Show everyone!!!
*Amber throws confetti everywhere
Amber: YAAAAAAAAAY! OMG I have always wanted to do that but i've never gotten to! *Starts scooping confetti off the floor and throwing it in the air again
Qibli: Why haven't you gotten to? *seems genuinely interested
Amber: Shadow didn't let me *Huff
*Shadow sniffs
Shadow: I didn't want to have confetti everywhere, especially because you NEVER clean up your messes
Qibli: Soooo, it's the mEsS aspect of the confetti that you are against?
Shadow: Yes, you could say that
Everyone: *Listening, and curious as to where this is going
Qibli: So you won't get mad at me if I do... THIS *Grabs a talonfull of confetti off the floor and throws it all over Shadow
*Shadow freezes as the confetti falls off of her
Shadow: Oh, you did not just do that...
Amber: Oh, yes he DID!
Shadow: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH *Grabs confetti and charges at Qibli
*Qibli runs out of the room with Shadow chasing him
Shadow: COME BACK HERE SO I CAN STUFF THIS CONFETTI UP YOUR ANNOYINGLY HANDSOME SNOUT!!!
Everyone: ....
Turtle: I did not see that happening...
Moon: Uh, I guess lets just continue without them?
Winter: Please do *Boredly studying his talons
Amber: KK! *Takes out a mango
Amber: Whenever you're ready Kinkajou!
Kinkajou: Alright, everybody welcome, CLERIL!!!
*Amber throws mango at the floor
*Clay and Peril appear, standing on the mango pulp
*Pulp immediately begins to smoke and burn under Peril's talons
Amber: Oops.... We didn't think about that did we?...
*Peril leaps back
Peril: ACK, STICKY! *Sees Clay
Peril: Oh, hi Clay! *Blushes
Clay: Hi Peril *Sees JW and camera
Clay: Uhhhh, why are we here?
Amber: You have the GREAT HONOR of being on the JADE WINGLET SHIP SHOW!!!
Clay: Um, i'm pretty sure Sunny told me about this, but I was eating a cow... so....
Peril: A ship show is where some idiots get together to discuss other idiots who are in love with idiots and film it so other idiots can watch
Clay: Ummm, why?
Peril: Because everyone's too much of an idiot
Amber: *Facetalon
Turtle: Well... That's not ReAlLy how it works...
Winter: For once, Peril and I agree on something *Haughty sniff
Kinkajou: OFF TOPIC ALERT!!! VERY VERY OFF TOPIC ALERT!!!
Moon: Can everybody please stop talking?! You're giving me a headache *Sits down and rubs head
*Winter gives Moon a concerned look
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Wings Of Fire Ships
FanfictionJoin all of your favorite Wings Of Fire characters to analyse THE BEST ships! This Fanfic takes place in Jade Mountain Academy. Characters include the Dragonets of Destiny as well as the jade winglet and random other dragons. No Pantala dragons...