Dream smp one-shots

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Tommy: wanna come over? Nobody's home

Ranboo: yeah sure I'll be there in a few

[Later]

Ranboo: where are you? I'm here.

Tommy: I told you no one's home.

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Tommy: I'm honestly Wilbur just so much smarter than you.

Wilbur: uh-huh..how do you spell orange?

Tommy: the fruit or the color?

Wilbur:

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[at Quackity and Sapnaps/Karl's house at 3am]

Quackity: Karl wake up

Karl, annoyed: what is it?

Quackity: when butterflies fall In love, do they feel humans in their stomach?

Karl:

Quackity:

Sapnap having been awoken: Quackity what the fuc-

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Ranboo: What are you doing?

Tubbo: helping Tommy find his cola I drank over an hour ago.

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Ranboo: Is four a lot?

Techno: depends on the context.

Techno: dollars? No.

Techno: murders? Yes.

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Tubbo: What are you five??

Tommy [snorts]: yeah, five heads taller than you

Tubbo:

Tommy:

Tommy: wait I'm sorry please don't kill me-

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Techno: I'm not mad. I just want to know why you two would need fake IDS?

Niki: [mumbles]

Techno: what was that?

Ranboo: . . . You need to be over 18 at petco to hold the puppies.

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Tommy: I wish we could block people in real life..

Ranboo: restraining order

Wilbur: murder.

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Tubbo, writing: Tommy, if you're reading this-