◾one-shots ▫auslly / raura

pizza - raura

Do you see that guy, the unshowered, unshaven heap on the couch? The one in the stained grey t-shirt and sweatpants?

That's me, Ross Lynch.

I'm not usually like this, you know, that isn't me.

I would usually look at least half decent - gelled hair, ruffled, wearing a business suit, and top notch shoes that cost more than you're old typical beach house.

The apartment? Yeah, the one I'm living in right now. Plain beige walls, a kitchen, living room, three bedrooms and a bathroom. The tables are filled with empty, broken class bottles, pizza boxes, snot-full tissues and ice cream tubs. I'm pretty sure I can taste instillation.

Like I said, this isn't my actual apartment. The one i live in is spotless, cleaned everyday, it has a little nice modern theme to it. Black, metallic, I suppose? I have all the latest conveniences and devices, XBox, thin plasma TV, PS4, all that an entire human being can die for. When you walk in it you know a man lives here. But no, I just have to have the flu. Influenza. If you say it enough it has a nice ring to it. Is that what i have? I'm not sure, but I've been stuck being a couch potato in my apartment for the last nine days. I haven't lifted a foot off the couch, only if I had to go to the loo or take the takeaway food at the door. I was supposed to go to a meeting at work today, but I just couldn't be bothered. Why can't I just lay here all day?

The alarm clock started beeping. Ugh, stupid clocks, stupid beeping..

I pressed the snooze button and went back to sleep, not realising I ordered a pizza twenty minutes ago. The door bell rang! Oh, what luck am I having today! Groaning, I lifted myself off the couch (I'm pretty sure I couldn't remember how to walk) and headed for the wooden door about four feet away. "Coming!" The door opened to reveal a gorgeous, stunning creature. Oh, well hello there, I can get used to this. "Hey.." I said in a deep tone, it was pretty easy since I had the cold too. "Large cheese with potato wedges?" The beautiful ombré-headed girl lifted the pizzas up above her head. "Thanks.." I took the pizzas out of her hands. Well, why dot I invite her in? "Uh, well what's your name?" "Laura..." I could tell she was a bit awkward and shy. "Oh, then Laura, I definitely can't finish this pizza by myself, can I?" "I-uhm.." She scratched the back of her head. "Don't worry, all I'm asking is for you to share the pizza with me..nothing to worry about" "but..I might get fired." "C'mon, it won't hurt, will it?" "I guess." I widened the door open for he like a gentleman as she pinched her nose in disgust. "Ew, do you ever clean in here?" "I have the flu.." She gave me a 'you think I don't notice?' Look.

We ate our pizza in silence, sometimes I would drop it, between my legs, pick it back up and lick the cheese off and moan, you know? Just to tease her. Occasionally she would moan! "Oh stop it!" Laura admitted. She quickly leaned in and banged her lips against mine, my first kiss. This is some kind of first kiss! We're already tongue-on-tongue, mouths open French kissing. I played with her hair,slowly unbuttoning her white 'pizza hut' logo'd shirt. She layed on top of me, took all my clothes off, eventually hers too. I lifted Laura up bridal style, and carried her into my room, shutting my door.

"That..was..great!" I was running out of breath of how great she was, considering its the time I lost my virginity. "Yeah..this was so worth getting fired for." "And also, I'm glad I ordered a pizza, and got the flu. This was the best night ever."